Dan D. Walker Misadventure at the “Long Horn Grand Motel”
Dan D. Walker swaggered into his room at the “Long Horn Grand Motel” in Tyler TX . He smiled as he noticed the rough hewn furniture. He liked the raw hide comfy seats The rustic bed and firm mattress,pillows was to his joyful eyes the height of comfort. The warm crimson , sunny yellows and raw umber was the perfect color combination
Dan D. Walker suddenly noticed a soapy wash pail leaning against the wide screen TV in his hotel. He assumed it was the maid’s. Dan. D. recalled his dear mother taught to always be of help to others. He decided to walk to the hotel lobby to tell the management about the pail. Walker figured he’d enjoy exploring the place where he stayed. Besides it would be much more personable to go in person vs calling on his room’s phone.
The Texan delighted in seeing the original George Caitlin Old West paintings on the cream colored walls of his hotel room. It felt good walking on the plush carpet in his hotel room. Plus observing the stylish decor. wa It felt wonderful he was staying in such a grand, comfortable hotel.
Dan D. took a deep breath and breathed the wondrous scent of woodsy, spicy cedar/ It reminded him of the cedar closet when he was a little boy back in Flugleville Texas.
He grinned as he thought of how much was so changed in his life. From a lowly freak to staying in a fancy hotel. The one woman he was most thankful for was Lady Lynda Mae Hoffenfetter toze. It was she who transformed him into what he is now, an air traffic controller. What a major responsibility he beamed.
Suddenly Dan was startled by a loud raspy female voice. “Hey you handsome dude whatcha doin here? Walker turned around to see who was there. His eyes opened wide as he stared at the gaudy woman. She was dressed in faux leather cowgirl boots with little silver stars as spurs. She wore a plaid gingham shirt and an A shaped denim skirt. Her loud make up, intense cherry lips, peacock blue eye shado He recalled in high school a female student painted her face like that. The boys would tease her and say it’s not Halloween.
“I’m Desiree Lee Meriweather. I knew you were my man when I first struck my pretty sky blue eyes on you. Moment you stepped into the hotel with your fancy genuine leather Texan style leather boots. I could tell Icame here at “Long Horn” about a week ago I’m newly divorced but now I’m wikth you big hunk of a real man”
Her loud nasely voice pierced his ear drums as painfully as any ear piercing sans anesthetic. Walker turned to and sighed when he saw the road filled rushing vehicles. If only there was a chance to flee from her clutching arms.
Making a mad dash It wasn’t long until her portly body collided with Dan.D. Falling on his backside The Texan struggle to get erect. It was not just his pride that was hurt. The corpulent woman wa on top of him. His head ached and his body was as sore as an old work horse who The last time he recalled such pain was he fell on a pin cushion.
Just then his eyes opened wide as he recognized her. She was the woman at the Black Tie and Stetson ball.
“Yes I’m that woman. I felt so neglected when you left with that hussy the only way I could comfort myself was to constantly eat cherry and dark chocolate Bon Bons. Its because of you, you brute that I’m so fat. You should be filled with shame Dan retorted “I didn’t force those Bon Bons.”
“If you’ll be close with me, ….real close I’ll stop eating those Bon Bons) Marry me Dan. D. Walker.!!!”
“Gosh tarnation. Dang Desiree Lee Meriweather. You are one heck of a piece of work. You horny oversized tart. Get out of here and never come back . Git!!! Walker waves goodbye at her as to hurry her off. His expression is total determination. Desiree knew there was nothing she could do but git.