Month: September 2018

Dan D. Walker gets the Surprise of his Life at the Gas Station

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“I feel so thrilled¬† driving my chevy cruiser down the¬† highway” Daniel Delbert Walker exclaimed It feels so freeing to get in my car, go down the road without a care in the world. Just me and my sedan, Man oh man in a sedan that;s what I am and I’m feeling like a zillion bucks. The fresh air in my long hair and I don’t care. I’m in the open air and everything is wonderfully fair” declared Dan.

If there was a humdinger of a gal with me that’d be the frosting on the cake, Its the one time I feel satisfied is when I’m cruising on down the road. I don’t care where I’m going, I want to drive my car as long as I can. I’ll never get tired of the open road.

Three’s a gas station up a ways I see my gas gage just this side of half full I better stop here Its just a short drive to the self serve What do I see? She is some humdinger Dang she looks familiar. I sure wish I could place her, . Man how she moves she’s poetry in motion. Jimmy Clanton one of my favorite R&R singers. She’s looking my way. I can’ see she sure is purty but i can’t quite see exactly what she looks like. She’s only a few feet from me now Oh my gosh dern she’s Desire She looks like if she got the chance she’d tear my throat. CCan’t blame her. I was the one that threw her out of my place. I better finish getting my gas and get the heck on my way. Oh no she’s following me. What do I do now? ”

She’s yelling and screaming at me. Wha rotten luck to bump into Desiree. Shes telling me I’m a real varmint. Someday soon I’ll get my comeuppance. When I do she’ll the happiest gal in the world.

Yet when I look at her I get mixed emotions. She’s got a hankering to do me in but she changed a whole lot. She lost that extta weight. Her hair is done up so nicely. She’s dressed in an outfit that really shows up her terrific curse, Hot diggity I feel so strange I’m scared but she’s so mighty fine looking. ”

“Dan D Walker you sure done me wrong. Well I picked myself up and went for a self improvement program to forget about you. I figured if I lost enough weight, got in shape, read some self improvement books I’d forget you ever existed. But now that we meet again I’m willing to give you a second chance.”

“I’m feeling much relieved ” thought the Texan as he sighed to himself Maybe it’d be okay if I gave her one too. “Desiree let’s start anew”

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