Dan D. Walker and Desiree go to Lady Lynda’s Lecture of how to networking for Newbies”

Dan D. Walker and Desiree Lee go to Lady Lynda’s Talk on network marketi

The cavernouus room’s stucco walls were painted an off kilter white. The not quite white gave the space an uneasy atmosphere. The place was immaculate.The linoleum floor was white,black and scarlet linoleum floor. The building where the room was was situated between the local city hall and the municipal police station. Nearby was the main chain book store. The interior of the room with its rows of sturdy metal and leather seat chairs was one of firm orderliness. As if it held power over whoever was in it.

The patrons loudly clapped in anticipation for Lady Lynda Mae Hoffenfetter Toze. Dan D. Walker and his lady friend sat near the front. Dan D. wore a periwinkle blue paisley silk shirt underneath a silver hued fancy vest . His leather belt bucket was oversized in gold leaf wwth a silhoette of Texas. His blue jeans went well with his slate grey wool tuxedo jacket. His outfit was complete with his black thin bolero tie. On his head he proudly wore a genuine Stetson hat. His boots were complete with real spurs and were of real rattlesnake skin. Walker wanted to make certain he could hear his mentor’s every word so he could show Desiree Lee exactly. how smart Lady Lynda was.

Desiree Lee Meriweather’s dress was mid way between her knees and ankles. It’s material was that of cotton and lace. There was a print of pink and powder blue little flowers. Her full length sleeves ended in frilly Belgian lace. Her neck line was trimmed the same way . It consisted of six buttons so she could be as prim or daring as she chose. Her choice was to be sexy and a lady.

The people there including Dan D and Desiree were chomping at the bit to hear the networking for newbies talk commence. Walker put his manly arm around his lady friend’s slender sloping shoulders. The woman took a confident breath and swung her slender arm over his brawny right shoulder

”Good evening ladies and gentlemen My talk is on the issue of network marketing on a budget for newbies I will briefly discuss social networking, video sites, forums. Some free and cheap ways to promote your business site is utilizing social networks such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat and especially LInkedin I mean the last one especially geared toward business promotion and networking. Plus its free to join I strongly urge you to do so. As for the others they’re important to be members too. In Facebook you can make a page for your firm. I’d get as many friends as possible. I’d start out with family and friends you know offline and build a base from that. Facebook pages with no friends I tend to think are scammers. I’m certain I’m not the only who who feels that way. Instagram and Snapchat you can promote your commercial endeavors. The issue with Twitter its great for soundbites. I mean tweets that are pithy and get one’s attention.

One can join forums. You should only join forums with a genuine interest. Support groups can be handy too. Plus groups such as one’s on Google, Yahoo. What ever one’s you become a member if you can create your signature. That’s sig for short . Consistently include your URL. If you can’t include you’re URL don’t be a part of it. Same with sites with editorials , reports any place you can leave a comment. Luckily thre is a nifty little program called “Disqus” Many web sites where you can comment are members of Disqus. Warning there are trolls so that’s the downside Conversely you may get upvoted and even complimented. Its an individual decision whether to comment in a comment section”

The very next moment a young houligan shouted “Why should we listen to an old fuddy duddy like you” Lady Lynda quipped “Nobody forced you to come here you scalliwag”
Scalliwag? What!!! Are we in the 1950s.” retorted the heckler.

“I’ve seen every dang thing but this sure takes the cake. Especially when all Lady Lynda is doing is trying to people who network improve their networking strategies. I got to do something about this.
‘Yes Dan This experience is leaving a sour taste in my mouth”
‘Cut out you hooligans, you scoundrels. You are the most uncouth folk Ahhh ever did see.”
‘Mind your own beeswax ’ one goth young woman said. . ‘I was being amused. I was having a fine time.’
‘Gosh dern you young lady this is my business.. You young folks don’t appreciate this kind, thoughtful woman trying her best to school ya. ”

The very next moment her husky six feet four boyfriend came marching over. Dan D. Walker got out his chair and rose to his full manly six feet four height. He gazed directly at the lady’s man The young man instantly knew when he was licked.

‘All right. I was trying to protect nmy good friend Lady Lynda. I’m be forever grateful she taught me to enunciate Clearly. Besides I’m here to learn about networking.
“That was the nicest thing you did did” replied Mrs Seymour Toze. ”
“Now lets listen to Lady Lynda’s talk in peace You might learn to be a better man and your lady friend a better, more considerate woman. ”

Lady Lynda smiled with gratitude and continued edifying the audience who were grateful for her edification.

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