Lady Lynda is very helpful to the new couple Dan D. and Desiree

Lady Lynda moaned with delight as Seymour massaged her tense spine.. Her tenseness gradually disappeared. Seymour Toze’s wife gazee at the Victorian style Guardian angel painting on the wall directly opposite the couple She noticed was how her wings hovered over the girl and boy and immediately reminded how tender Toze was with her.

The woman noticed there was a missing piece of the wooden bridge. The boy and girl were just past that gap. That’s what made the artwork so enchanting to Lady Lynda. It reminded her of how the little things mean so much to a marriage.

“Ah yes, sweet ,bungling Daniel.” Lady Lynda declared. The Texan first introduced a part of the “World’s Cheapest Freak show” in that nasty named town in PA. Before coming to me he complained nobody understood him. I mean literally nobody comprehend a word he said. His accent was as sticky as maple syrup on a hot summer road. He was a freak because while some Texans talk with strong accents, his was by far the most incomprehensible”

Seymour pressed down on his wife’s knobby tense spine. She squealed with delight. Toze replied he’d be delighted if he could feast upon her lower pretties sticking out at the end of her feet. Lady Lady replied I remember you lovingly stared at my toes when we first met in swim class in high school. Back then they were on the pudgy side Speaking of pudge I bought some no pudge fudge the other day. ”

“My dear Lady Lynda you’re changing the subject and I strongly suspect deliberately. Lets not permit any bavardage. That is foolish, nonsensical talk. Can I help it if when I was twelve I observed a girl near my age rub her toes in front of me? She looked so delighte. I noticed how she breathed deeply with such happiness. She really….I mean really scratched her toesies. Later she told me it was athlete’s foot but by then that amourous image forever. I never dreamed I’d see such glorious toes until my lucky eyes laid down upon yours.”

“Oh Seymour you sure know how to compliment a lady I love the way you don’t boondoggle”

Your well worth it my hunny bunny dearest one. You’re a honey of a woman. You’re as sweet as sugar candy. Oh speaking of candy makes me so hungry. I’d love to feast on your precious tens. I thought you were utterly beautiful the moment I met you that fateful summer high school day on the mainline of the Philly western suburbs”

Lady Lynda quickly turned around and began to observe her husband’s glint in his eyes. . She hoped he’d remember there was much to her than her toes. Suddenly the couple heard through their window heard some of the lyrics from Starland Vocal Band “Afternoon Delight” Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite” “Oh that is so improper. What ever happened to “Dance with me Henry”? Pop music is so distasteful. What ever happened to that delightful music of Lawrence Welk? Yes when there were melodies, harmonies and tasteful lyrics. Tasteful music went gone with the wind with Elvis Pretzel. Such disgusting gyrations. Oh Seymour Please sing to me” ”

“What do you want me to sing my dearest darling Lady Lynda? ” I’d love you to serenade me Sister Rosetta Tharp’s “Rock me in the cradle of our love”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzHITt17b5c
“Oh I did so much good for Dan D. I deserve you to serenade me and to hold me tight. Oh you feel so good.”
Lady Lynda Toze invited Dan D. to her future netowrking for newbied talks.

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