Lady Lynda’s web site complaints

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Lady Lynda stands up on stage.  The woman quickly surveys her clients in the lecture hall.   She observes their demeanor, their body language and their eagerness to hear her talk this evening.

Encouraged by their eager enthusiasm Mrs Toze starts her topic on her personal complaints concerning biz web sites with the basics.   “Its a given that nobody likes scams, spams ,  questionable taste web sites and especially child porn.

Mrs Seymour Toze then tells the mostly middle aged men and middle aged woman she would talk about other complaints.

Ist complaint.  Time sensitive sales pitches.

I can not tolerate time sensitive sales pitches and neither should you.   Any time you’re dealing with someone trying to sell any kind of offer you should never be forced to given a deadline to decide.   Its your money you should be able to consider exactly how you want to spend your hard earned cash. I get really suspicious every time I see a business time sensitive offer on the net. What’s the hurry? Why is who is ever behind the pitch rushing me. Are they so worried that if I spend even five minutes they’ll lose me as a customer. Well I say if you’re so frightened of that happening I truly wonder what are you hiding?

Second complaint. Ads that go on and on and on like an indeterminable diatribe. You know what I mean. The ones where you need to scroll down like it seems forever. I hear you. I can tell by your comments, claps you totally identify with me. Okay I can the seller wants to tell of what he or she considers benefits, reasons why to buy but geesh guys enough is enough already.

2nd. No contact support or poor contact support Who is running the site. If you can’t find out run as fast as you can from the web site. A legit site would readily give information on what person or persons is behind it. Run like the dickens and don’t ever go back to that webpage ever. A potential buyer should know who they are dealing with. That is an uncertain rule that I and most if not all decent folks believe in.

3rd. Biz ops that go on an indeterminable length. I’m sure you’ve seen webads that go on and on and on indeterminably. I understand they want to tell you as much as they can of how terrific their product or service is Its just its so darn long. Then if you’re patient enough they tell you the price. I don’t know about you but I get too impatient to constantly scroll down my scrolling bar for theAW XlliqwAFA who constantly test our patience. Well I hope I didn’t test your patience and you learned how not to write a business website.

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