Lady Lynda expounds on how to tell if a biz op is a scam.

Lady Lynda dressed in a flower print short sleeved scooped neck lavender conservative cinched brocaded dress quickly scans the people there for her lecture. She tells them the talk will be on how to spot business scams. She walks steadily on stage in her shiny mary jane style pumps. She tries to breath easy as she reminds herself this is her first lecture on her new newbies series.
The woman spoke in stentorian tones. “There are ways to tell if a biz op is a scam First if you don’t know biz op is short for business opportunity. First thing you need to do is do a search for name of the program.com then the word scam. For example and this is a made up name. makememewealthy.com scam. Did an SE search. Didn’t find such site. By the way SE stands for search engine. I diligently searched the major ones. That means I did my search up to three pages of listings. Type in the url and then the word scam to discover the truth.

There are web sites that give reviews of different programs and services Some include consumers reviews. A couple of these are reviewopedia.com, leadsleap.com and sitejabber.com Most come with search capabilities too.

“Andy O’Donnell a writer for “Livewire.com” wrote a very helpful, informative article to how to spot a scam. First he states as does many other antiscam sites “If it sounds too good to be true” Then he goes on to write it probably isn’t that great program. He states most scams involve money. Well he didn’t specifically mention it I thought of that dastardly notorious Nigerian scam. I still recall and far from fondly my first encounter with this perfidious fraud site. Pardon me while I hyperventilate. I get so emotional when I think back on those dark times in my life. I felt quite perplexed why such important officials would email little ol’ me. To be fair the vast majority of Nigerians are not part of this dastardly scheme.

Lady Lynda wipes the sweat off her brow as she tries to focus on her talk. She breaths deeply to steady her nerves and continues on. It was then from searching the net I discovered the Nigerian scam is one of the worst ones out there You can lose your savings, your freedom, ie be charged with a crime and even….your life. While most scammers aren’t not that cruel its best to not be a victim of scams. Losing a lot of cash is still something you don’t want or need. As my mom said you need to lose lots of money like a hole in the head”

the woman then paused for moment to collect her thoughts. Then a moment later she was met with thunderous applause from her grateful listeners.

Lady Lynda prepares for her talk on network marketing, legitimate business ops and team build.

Lady Lynda entered the den and took a deep breath to steady her nerves. She nervously reminded herself week was her netmarketing for newbies debut.  The woman firmly reminded herself she would talk about networking,  making profits,  legit business ops and  team build.  Keeping that fact in mind she made certain she was standing straight. Practicing in her full length mirror she pictured herself looking directly at her customers. Seymour’s wife gleamed knowing they would be grateful One thing the woman swore she would be gentle on hypersensitive guests. She clenched her fists determined to use tact, encouragement., She believed that everybody would understand the mechanics of being a networker if the concepts were presented ina basic, nonjudgmental manner.

Lady Lynda’s starled  as she suddenly  heard her Seymour their den. “What are you doing?”he asked full of curiosity “Oh sweetheart dearest I’m checking out my presentation in the full length mirror. How’s this pose and how’s this one” Toze’s spouse positioned her body in to various poses. “Can you suggest any other:”

“I need to think. So far so good. Remember your words are most important. Its not only what you its how you say it. You don’t want to look stiff on stage. Remember your movements should be fluid” Then her mate stood in front of the mirror. He then proceeded to show Lady Lynda what he meant by gentle movements. Movements that flowed.

Lady Lynda scrutinized her mate’s every movement. She thought of how polished he moved. It was a joy to behold  watching him.

Lady Lynda asked if she could practice her elocution in front of  him Her mate heartened  replied “Sure I’d love to see you practice.” She stared her beady eyed into her reflection to make certain her presence was absolutely presentable. Underneath her determination was a firm conviction of deserving success. She made a tight fist with her left hand. Then she thrust it in the air as a sign of victory. The woman told her she really was the most qualified in the entire neighborhood, Seymour’s wife wholeheartedly believe she would triumph on her tour

Seymour then walked over to his lifelong paramour and proceeded to embrace her. Taken by surprise Lady Lynda immediately reciprocated. “Oh Seymour its so good you are so supportive of me.” Her husband then gently swirled his wife , firmly, lovingly supporting her matronly frame.

Lady Lynda warmly recalled how handsome she thought Seymour Toze was when they met in swimming class in PE in high school  She could see how  firm he was built in his swimwear.  She was so pert in her two piece bathing suit and he in his boxer type bathing trunks.    Being so close happily reminded her of that first time she met and how she’d cherished those times together forever.

 

“Oh Seymour my paramour you can teach me whatever you want.   Lady Lynda’s  husband smiled and then they both danced the night away in each others arms.   They tripped the light fantastic and then some!!!

Lady Lynda is excited about the New Direction of Her Talks

Lady Lynda while slowly savoring her warm jasmine teaat the breakfast table with her husband Seymour announces a major change in her talks. “I am going to give talks on online marketing With so many internet marketers I’m certain I’ll find people interested. What do you think of my briliant idea Seymour”

Her husband looked at her wide eyed in shock. “What makes you an expert on such popular topics. You never did any markeing , net or otherwise in your life”

His wife’s once confident pose was now slipping into one of defensiveness. Her posture slumped in near close to utter defeat. She bit her lip and replied “I’ll do research” The wwww is known for being a hub of research” she commented defensively.

“Well I wish you well if you can do it”

“I’m certain I can do it” she respondeddeternminely. I’ll be talking about web site promotion , all the ins and outs of getting visitors to your site. Netmarketers will love me”
“Well I know I sure love you Lady Lynda my sweet darling better half. When will you commence with your tour? ” Seymoure asked excitedly.

“O’ll start as soon as I properly prep for this most pertinent talk ever in my career.”

Hot Digity High End Haut Dogs

Seymour Toze eyes widened with wonderment as he gazed at the rustic interior of the Hautdogs restaurant. The place looked as grand as the finest steak houses in NYC. Toze stared at the high domed ceiling. He grinned with delight at the modern teak wood chairs and tables. Sophisticated yet comfy he thought. The full high end liquor cabinet he noticed was the same kind of wood as the chairs. He reflected how the sameness gave the place a sense of stylish unity.

He sweetly smiled at his wife. “Yes my darling Lady Lynda. I noticed Foot from us is the fully stocked wine cellar. It’s filled with the most sophisticated windes from NY state, Napa Valley California, France, Italy, Spain. You know foot from us reminds of my pedicures.I love its formal wear only. A tie is appreciated but not required. And women must wear either a dress or a skirt and blouse or top. No sneakers. Heaven forbid. No ruffians here ”

“His wife Lady Lynda gushed “Yes No male teens exposing their gluteous maximus” We deserve to be here you and I. We earned our right to imbibe the delectable hautdogs and potent potables. Both of us paid our dues. I am so proud of you suggesting we dine here. My love, Seymour Toze. They serve brats but they don’t serve brats” Lady Lynda chuckled at her witticism

“Only purist of intentions for you my dear. Out of all the fine dining one can pick I’m convinced it was the right choice The décor the epitomy of sophistication. The cuisine is superb Why should we eat elsewhere?” Toze asked rhetorically.

This place received rave reviews.No wonder its so crowded” as she quickly perused the many occupied tables and vermillion leather and polished wood booths.

“If someone doesn’t come over I’ll be raving mad Lady Lynda snapped in a ladylike manner. The service here is as slow as dial up internet. Its the world wide wait staff wait” she fumed.

“Remember patience is a virtue. The chef and cooks want the hautdogs, wieners and brats to be completely delectable.. This place is to hotdogs as is steak sandwich is to steak.” Seymour.

“I’m truly looking forward to getting into my mouth six inches of juicy succulent,firm hautdog.” mentioned Lady Lynda licking her lips with joyful anticipation.

“Seymour I’m only describing my jubilance in sinking my teeth into such meaty tasty hautdogs. ”

“I just wish I could get some waitress attention.” sighed Seymour Toze.

“Why did you insist on waitress? The waiters are as competent.”? queried Lady Lynda a bit miffed.

“Okay waitress, waiter, waitperson, waitstaff, whatever” Perusing this sophisticated menu is making me famished

Seymour Toze chose the Deluxe Ethan’s Famous with authentic baseball park mustard, classic pickle relish. His wife chose the vegan Chorizo Weiner on the whole wheat roll. They both thought it was so delightful there were vegan hautdogs on the menu for those inclined.

Soon their orders came. The couple thought the entrees looked scrumptious. They quickly said grace and dug in.

“Oh Seymour I am thoroughly enjoying eating my haut dog” Lady Lynda mumbled between tasty morsels of sheer enjoyment. Seymour Toze wholeheartedly thought the same as he bit into each succulent bite. They were so pleased with their meal they eagerly wanted to go back as soon as possible.
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