Lady Lynda relaxes between newbie networkers talks by thinking of January Holidays

  • ;Lady Lynda to help relax between her newbie networking talks reflects on festive times in January

“Lets see there’s January 5th “Twelvth Night. Next Day Ephiphany, Sunday Orthodox Christmas and Monday Elvis Presley’s Birtday Offhand I think he would of been in his eighties. Its so much fun commenaring holidays. Of course I don’t actually celebrate Twelvth Night, Epiphany, Orthodox Christmas but I do kind of observe them by either going to restaurants with Seymour, my dear  husband. Or  I make meals that go with the special day. For example for Twelth Night I made myself in the Crock pot a “Twelth Night Cake” It was from a recipe on the net. It consisted of unbleached flour, egf substitute, almond milk for extra moistness, dried fruit and chopped almonds. My sweetener was Stevia with a touch of raw honey It was basically a fruit and nut cake. I know a lot of people don’t like fruit cake . But I loved my Twelth Night cake It was so sweet and
yumny. I love holidays because you can make such delicious recipes

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Most Effective Ways to tell if a bizop is Fake

Lady Lynda took a deep breath to steady her stage fright as she strutted on stage. She figured looking proud would belie her nervousness. As her eyes perused the crowd she picked up on the women and men’s varying degrees of enthusiasm. It seemed the further their seating was the more it was a challenge to hold their interest Seymour Toze’s wife looked directly into the patrons. She told herself she could do it. She could win them over.

tells her eager audience the most effective ways to tell if a web site is fake. She discusses tell if a web site is a phishing one. Some resources for finding scam sites. What to specifically look for to see if a site is bent on scamming. The speaker goes into detail on the internet address, their use of free emails and how to do a whois search. She explains whois. com is a major way to look up who owns the site. What domain is listed under. Who owns the domain and other relevant, crucial information for networkers checking out bizops.

The woman is on her toes as she concentrates on her talk and not her pacing in her open toed pumps. She wished she could wear the spikes that Seymour adores but she glumly realizes she is too chunky for those kinds of shoeware. Trying to put her disappointment of not completely pleasing her spouse, the woman continues on with her topic. She waves the hair out of her eyes to keep herself somewhat more comfortable under the hot lights.
“One way of seeing if a site is secure is to look at the url. URL stands for uniform resource locator. To put it in non techie terms its the internet site address. In other words if you type int he url correctly there is a web site. Virtually every internet site begins with http://. However a secure ie a site you can trust with your cash starts with https. That s stands for security. That means its safe for you to spend your money there .If any business, ie commercial site does not contain that https don’t ever spend even a penny there. You probably know this but if you don’t http are the first characters of most web pages.

I know of two internet resources to read unbiased reviews of sites claiming to be buainess opportunities. These sites are reviewopedia.com and sitejabber.com They give unbiased reviews from people with experience dealing with the business they reviewed. These two are free and open to the public. You don’t need to register. They are in my humble opinion rich resources for find objective reports of various potential money making sites. AA t =

A third method is to do a search on google with the search terms name of biz op or program and then scam. This is a highly effective way to discover if something is a scam. This is especially important if the site looks legitimate. Looks as they say can be deceiving. Of course it it looks too good to be true it is too good to be true. I don’t believe anyone became rich over nightt without any hard work involved.

“I;d like to end by telling you wonderful people some personal grievances. There are two of them. One is those timed offers. If someone or a company is sending you an offer it is only fair they give you the time to think it over. Any time a biz op demands a reply immediately that makes me get the willies. Believe you don’t want to ever get the willies. Instant decisions get me as mad as mad as well as my good Texan friend Dan D. Walker would say as mad as a nest of swirling, twirling hornets eager to fight each other.

My other major issue are ads with no info except click here. What is that about? I want to know before I click. Oh stuff like cost, risks, any guarantees. Don’t you my friends?  Don’t you want to know if a site can be trusted if there is any cost?  I know for certain I would want to know.”

One last note check to see if there are trust signs and if they link to the site you’re checking out. If Verisign, Norton and Macafree are on the site and liked to it it’s an excellent sign the web site is trustworthy. And I trust you found my talk informative and helpful to you.” With that cheerful note Lady Lynda walked off the stage.

Lady Lynda is on a roll.

Lasy Lynda mulls around in her baby blue flannel and lace nightie.  She is in the boidoir   reflecting on her next topic  The woman perks up when she gets the idea of browsing the internet for pertinent information.   Her lucid  blue eyes immediately perked up when she saw an article on making your lectures geared toward Newbies.  With that goal in mind Mrs Seymour Toze muses on how most effectively to reach her goal..     It dawned on the sincere woman  the most effective method would be considerate  of greenhorn newbies.  Of course, she sternly reminded herself she’d never actually call them greenhorns.  As Lady Lynda thought about the word greenhorn she remineced about Dan D. Walker.   She sighed as she recalled fond memories of how much she helped the  Texan develop his greatest potential.  She clenched her fist  and strongly grimaced to show her determination to show these new folks  to believe in themselves.  Just as she taught DDW to believe in himself.   One thing she would never do is to talk or act superior.  The woman believed  her talks should be uplifting.   Putting people down who paid to see her would only repel them.  Rightfully so she told herself.

Lady  Lynda  smiled graciously as she made her decision how she would do her next talk for her paying clients.

With that belief in mind Lady Lynda laid down the groundwork.

Lady Lynda is very helpful to the new couple Dan D. and Desiree

Lady Lynda moaned with delight as Seymour massaged her tense spine.. Her tenseness gradually disappeared. Seymour Toze’s wife gazee at the Victorian style Guardian angel painting on the wall directly opposite the couple She noticed was how her wings hovered over the girl and boy and immediately reminded how tender Toze was with her.

The woman noticed there was a missing piece of the wooden bridge. The boy and girl were just past that gap. That’s what made the artwork so enchanting to Lady Lynda. It reminded her of how the little things mean so much to a marriage.

“Ah yes, sweet ,bungling Daniel.” Lady Lynda declared. The Texan first introduced a part of the “World’s Cheapest Freak show” in that nasty named town in PA. Before coming to me he complained nobody understood him. I mean literally nobody comprehend a word he said. His accent was as thick  as maple syrup on a hot summer road. He was a freak because while some Texans talk with strong accents, his was by far the most incomprehensible”

Seymour pressed down on his wife’s knobby tense spine. She squealed with delight. Toze replied he’d be delighted if he could feast upon her lower pretties sticking out at the end of her feet. Lady Lady replied I remember you lovingly stared at my toes when we first met in swim class in high school. Back then they were on the pudgy side Speaking of pudge I bought some no pudge fudge the other day. ”

“My dear Lady Lynda you’re changing the subject and I strongly suspect deliberately. Lets not permit any bavardage. That is foolish, nonsensical talk. Can I help it if when I was twelve I observed a girl near my age rub her toes in front of me? She looked so delighted. I noticed how she breathed deeply with such happiness. She really….I mean really scratched her toesies. Later she told me it was athlete’s foot but by then that amourous image forever. I never dreamed I’d see such glorious toes until my lucky eyes laid down upon yours.”

“Oh Seymour you sure know how to compliment a lady I love the way you don’t boondoggle”

Your well worth it my hunny bunny dearest one. You’re a honey of a woman. You’re as sweet as sugar candy. Oh speaking of candy makes me so hungry. I’d love to feast on your precious tens. I thought you were utterly beautiful the moment I met you that fateful summer high school day on the mainline of the Philly western suburbs”

Lady Lynda quickly turned around and began to observe her husband’s glint in his eyes. . She hoped he’d remember there was much to her than her toes. Suddenly the couple heard through their window heard some of the lyrics from Starland Vocal Band “Afternoon Delight” Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite” “Oh that is so improper. What ever happened to “Dance with me Henry”? Pop music is so distasteful. What ever happened to that delightful music of Lawrence Welk? Yes when there were melodies, harmonies and tasteful lyrics. Tasteful music went gone with the wind with Elvis Pretzel. Such disgusting gyrations. Oh Seymour Please sing to me” ”

“What do you want me to sing my dearest darling Lady Lynda? ” I’d love you to serenade me Sister Rosetta Tharp’s “Rock me in the cradle of our love”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzHITt17b5c
“Oh I did so much good for Dan D. I deserve you to serenade me and to hold me tight. Oh you feel so good.”
Lady Lynda Toze invited Dan D. to her future netowrking for newbied talks.

Lady Lynda expounds on how to tell if a biz op is a scam.

Lady Lynda dressed in a flower print short sleeved scooped neck lavender conservative cinched brocaded dress quickly scans the people there for her lecture. She tells them the talk will be on how to spot business scams. She walks steadily on stage in her shiny mary jane style pumps. She tries to breath easy as she reminds herself this is her first lecture on her new newbies series.
The woman spoke in stentorian tones. “There are ways to tell if a biz op is a scam First if you don’t know biz op is short for business opportunity. First thing you need to do is do a search for name of the program.com then the word scam. For example and this is a made up name. makememewealthy.com scam. Did an SE search. Didn’t find such site. By the way SE stands for search engine. I diligently searched the major ones. That means I did my search up to three pages of listings. Type in the url and then the word scam to discover the truth.

There are web sites that give reviews of different programs and services Some include consumers reviews. A couple of these are reviewopedia.com, leadsleap.com and sitejabber.com Most come with search capabilities too.

“Andy O’Donnell a writer for “Livewire.com” wrote a very helpful, informative article to how to spot a scam. First he states as does many other antiscam sites “If it sounds too good to be true” Then he goes on to write it probably isn’t that great program. He states most scams involve money. Well he didn’t specifically mention it I thought of that dastardly notorious Nigerian scam. I still recall and far from fondly my first encounter with this perfidious fraud site. Pardon me while I hyperventilate. I get so emotional when I think back on those dark times in my life. I felt quite perplexed why such important officials would email little ol’ me. To be fair the vast majority of Nigerians are not part of this dastardly scheme.

Lady Lynda wipes the sweat off her brow as she tries to focus on her talk. She breaths deeply to steady her nerves and continues on. It was then from searching the net I discovered the Nigerian scam is one of the worst ones out there You can lose your savings, your freedom, ie be charged with a crime and even….your life. While most scammers aren’t not that cruel its best to not be a victim of scams. Losing a lot of cash is still something you don’t want or need. As my mom said you need to lose lots of money like a hole in the head”

the woman then paused for moment to collect her thoughts. Then a moment later she was met with thunderous applause from her grateful listeners.

Lady Lynda preps her new talks

Lady Lynda entered the den and took a deep breath to steady her nerves. She nervously reminded herself week was her netmarketing for newbies debut.  The woman firmly reminded herself she would talk about networking,  making profits,  legit business ops and  team build.  Keeping that fact in mind she made certain she was standing straight. Practicing in her full length mirror she pictured herself looking directly at her customers. Seymour’s wife gleamed knowing they would be grateful One thing the woman swore she would be gentle on hypersensitive guests. She clenched her fists determined to use tact, encouragement., She believed that everybody would understand the mechanics of being a networker if the concepts were presented ina basic, nonjudgmental manner.

Lady Lynda’s starled  as she suddenly  heard her Seymour their den. “What are you doing?”he asked full of curiosity “Oh sweetheart dearest I’m checking out my presentation in the full length mirror. How’s this pose and how’s this one” Toze’s spouse positioned her body in to various poses. “Can you suggest any other:”

“I need to think. So far so good. Remember your words are most important. Its not only what you its how you say it. You don’t want to look stiff on stage. Remember your movements should be fluid” Then her mate stood in front of the mirror. He then proceeded to show Lady Lynda what he meant by gentle movements. Movements that flowed.   His smooth moves were like poetry in motion.

 

Lady Lynda scrutinized her mate’s every movement. She thought of how polished he moved. It was a joy to behold  watching him.

Lady Lynda asked if she could practice her elocution in front of  him Her mate heartened  replied “Sure I’d love to see you practice.” She stared her beady eyed into her reflection to make certain her presence was absolutely presentable. Underneath her determination was a firm conviction of deserving success. She made a tight fist with her left hand. Then she thrust it in the air as a sign of victory. The woman told her she really was the most qualified in the entire neighborhood, Seymour’s wife wholeheartedly believe she would triumph on her tour

Seymour then walked over to his lifelong paramour and proceeded to embrace her. Taken by surprise Lady Lynda immediately reciprocated. “Oh Seymour its so good you are so supportive of me.” Her husband then gently swirled his wife , firmly, lovingly supporting her matronly frame.

Lady Lynda warmly recalled how handsome she thought Seymour Toze was when they met in swimming class in PE in high school  She could see how  firm he was built in his swimwear.  She was so pert in her two piece bathing suit and he in his boxer type bathing trunks.    Being so close happily reminded her of that first time she met and how she’d cherished those times together forever.

 

“Oh Seymour my paramour you can teach me whatever you want.   Lady Lynda’s  husband smiled and then they both danced the night away in each others arms.   They tripped the light fantastic and then some!!!

Lady Lynda is excited about the New Direction of Her Talks

Lady Lynda while slowly savoring her warm jasmine teaat the breakfast table with her husband Seymour announces a major change in her talks. “I am going to give talks on online marketing With so many internet marketers I’m certain I’ll find people interested. What do you think of my briliant idea Seymour”

Her husband looked at her wide eyed in shock. “What makes you an expert on such popular topics. You never did any markeing , net or otherwise in your life”

His wife’s once confident pose was now slipping into one of defensiveness. Her posture slumped in near close to utter defeat. She bit her lip and replied “I’ll do research” The wwww is known for being a hub of research” she commented defensively.

“Well I wish you well if you can do it”

“I’m certain I can do it” she respondeddeternminely. I’ll be talking about web site promotion , all the ins and outs of getting visitors to your site. Netmarketers will love me”
“Well I know I sure love you Lady Lynda my sweet darling better half. When will you commence with your tour? ” Seymoure asked excitedly.

“O’ll start as soon as I properly prep for this most pertinent talk ever in my career.”

Hot Digity High End Haut Dogs

Seymour Toze eyes widened with wonderment as he gazed at the rustic interior of the Hautdogs restaurant. The place looked as grand as the finest steak houses in NYC. Toze stared at the high domed ceiling. He grinned with delight at the modern teak wood chairs and tables. Sophisticated yet comfy he thought. The full high end liquor cabinet he noticed was the same kind of wood as the chairs. He reflected how the sameness gave the place a sense of stylish unity.

He sweetly smiled at his wife. “Yes my darling Lady Lynda. I noticed Foot from us is the fully stocked wine cellar. It’s filled with the most sophisticated windes from NY state, Napa Valley California, France, Italy, Spain. You know foot from us reminds of my pedicures.I love its formal wear only. A tie is appreciated but not required. And women must wear either a dress or a skirt and blouse or top. No sneakers. Heaven forbid. No ruffians here ”

“His wife Lady Lynda gushed “Yes No male teens exposing their gluteous maximus” We deserve to be here you and I. We earned our right to imbibe the delectable hautdogs and potent potables. Both of us paid our dues. I am so proud of you suggesting we dine here. My love, Seymour Toze. They serve brats but they don’t serve brats” Lady Lynda chuckled at her witticism

“Only purist of intentions for you my dear. Out of all the fine dining one can pick I’m convinced it was the right choice The décor the epitomy of sophistication. The cuisine is superb Why should we eat elsewhere?” Toze asked rhetorically.

This place received rave reviews.No wonder its so crowded” as she quickly perused the many occupied tables and vermillion leather and polished wood booths.

“If someone doesn’t come over I’ll be raving mad Lady Lynda snapped in a ladylike manner. The service here is as slow as dial up internet. Its the world wide wait staff wait” she fumed.

“Remember patience is a virtue. The chef and cooks want the hautdogs, wieners and brats to be completely delectable.. This place is to hotdogs as is steak sandwich is to steak.” Seymour.

“I’m truly looking forward to getting into my mouth six inches of juicy succulent,firm hautdog.” mentioned Lady Lynda licking her lips with joyful anticipation.

“Seymour I’m only describing my jubilance in sinking my teeth into such meaty tasty hautdogs. ”

“I just wish I could get some waitress attention.” sighed Seymour Toze.

“Why did you insist on waitress? The waiters are as competent.”? queried Lady Lynda a bit miffed.

“Okay waitress, waiter, waitperson, waitstaff, whatever” Perusing this sophisticated menu is making me famished

Seymour Toze chose the Deluxe Ethan’s Famous with authentic baseball park mustard, classic pickle relish. His wife chose the vegan Chorizo Weiner on the whole wheat roll. They both thought it was so delightful there were vegan hautdogs on the menu for those inclined.

Soon their orders came. The couple thought the entrees looked scrumptious. They quickly said grace and dug in.

“Oh Seymour I am thoroughly enjoying eating my haut dog” Lady Lynda mumbled between tasty morsels of sheer enjoyment. Seymour Toze wholeheartedly thought the same as he bit into each succulent bite. They were so pleased with their meal they eagerly wanted to go back as soon as possible.
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