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Lady Lynda and Her Sole mate Seymour Toze life changes dramatically in the Days of Coronavirus

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Lady Lynda is wearing her full length pink and red flannel nightgown.   Seymour wears his teddybear  cotton pajamas.   They lay next to each other on their old fashion four poster bed.  The two snuggle up together affectionately     The two are enjoying their moments just before retiring for the night.   Yet  as they enjoy their moments together they feel an air of heaviness realizinf  the seriousness of the situation.   There is no escaping the matter.of COVID-19

At keast we git each oither, ” quipped Lady Lynda’s spouse. ”  I feel the same way” exclaimed Seymour.    Our place is quite cozy for the two of us.   Thank goodness there’s our landline and cell phone.”  Plus our internet ” commented Lady Lynda    Still I miss the sunshine.  Or  the outdoors.   “Yes it is rather restricting but we need to   put on our stiff upper lips so we flatten the curve for this terrible virus.   I do miss doing my pedicures.   .  The   I really miss giving so much pleasure to my middle aged , most grateful lady customers with their sore tired feet.   I feel I was so uplifting to them.   Those were the days.]

”   Tomorrow I’ll go on unemployment and get what I’m due.   “I hope its enough Lady Lynda exclaimed . “If my due isn’t enough we’ll make do.  ”   Its so hard to do that especially with so many creeps hoarding.   Its one thing to stock up but fifty rolls of paper products indeed”  remarked Toze’s wife.  “We can’t stop everyone we can only do the best we can with what we got.”   Let’s buckle down and get through this.  We can’t  ignore this and wish it would disappear . We need to what we can to lessen the curve.”

“That begs the question my dear what is the best way to get through this coronavirus crisis ”    queried Seymour.    Lady Lynda replied “We need to be diligent in our social distancing.  That means not to leave where you live unless totally necessary   If you go out stay as much as possible six feet away from other people.   I recommend wearing a surgical mask or somehow covering up your nose and mouth. Making your own and freeing professional health care masks for health workers on the frontline of this horrible scourge.   Cough into your elbow.  Wash your hands for at minimum twenty seconds.  I suggest singing to yourself “Row row row your boat” twice. Or “Happy Birthday” two times.   “Hey what ever makes your toes tap”  quipped Seymour.




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Lady Lynda and Seymour Toze reflect on their disasterious soire

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Lady Lynda  then sat down on one of the four  cushioned patio chairs that surrounded  the quaint carnation pink and glass lounging table.  She put the cup of Shirley Temple  to her lips..  Just then Seymour entered from the recroom and joined her.  In his hand was a jug of chocolate milk.  He smiled like a little boy with his ultimate favorite treat. ”  Cheers darling.  What could be sweeter than being here.  You with your delightful Shirley Temple and me with my jug of chocolate milk.   The weather is so pleasant..    Here we are in our veranda with each other..  Its a lovely time of day with the sun gently settling in the west.  And us with our small pleasures.”

“I wish I knew what laid ahead for us. That soiree was a disaster with three people getting so seriously sick.  I with my etiquette talks and you with the “Into Leather Shoe Store and your pedicures ”

“Ah yes I love doing my pedi cures.”  exclaimed Seymour with glee emphasizing cures.  I just got an idea my dearest.  Why not start a tour on safe cooking?

“What??!!! After what we went through!!! exclaimed Lady Lynda.

“That is exactly why”her husband retorted.  That way we can show the folks we learned from our terrible mistakes and how they can prevent such errors too.  I see by that look on  your face, your disgusted look, your scrunched up nose.   I know I’m getting off topic but your button nose is so darn cute to me.”

His wife blushed and meekly thanked him for the compliment.

Before she could say one more word Seymour convinced her that an ounce of prevention was a pound of cure.   Others could learn from their errors what to watch for.  What to do.”

“I’m all in” Lady Lynda excitedly responded.




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Lady Lynda’s web site complaints

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Lady Lynda stands up on stage.  The woman quickly surveys her clients in the lecture hall.   She observes their demeanor, their body language and their eagerness to hear her talk this evening.

Encouraged by their eager enthusiasm Mrs Toze starts her topic on her personal complaints concerning biz web sites with the basics.   “Its a given that nobody likes scams, spams ,  questionable taste web sites and especially child porn.

Mrs Seymour Toze then tells the mostly middle aged men and middle aged woman she would talk about other complaints.

Ist complaint.  Time sensitive sales pitches.

I can not tolerate time sensitive sales pitches and neither should you.   Any time you’re dealing with someone trying to sell any kind of offer you should never be forced to given a deadline to decide.   Its your money you should be able to consider exactly how you want to spend your hard earned cash. I get really suspicious every time I see a business time sensitive offer on the net. What’s the hurry? Why is who is ever behind the pitch rushing me. Are they so worried that if I spend even five minutes they’ll lose me as a customer. Well I say if you’re so frightened of that happening I truly wonder what are you hiding?

Second complaint. Ads that go on and on and on like an indeterminable diatribe. You know what I mean. The ones where you need to scroll down like it seems forever. I hear you. I can tell by your comments, claps you totally identify with me. Okay I can the seller wants to tell of what he or she considers benefits, reasons why to buy but geesh guys enough is enough already.

2nd. No contact support or poor contact support Who is running the site. If you can’t find out run as fast as you can from the web site. A legit site would readily give information on what person or persons is behind it. Run like the dickens and don’t ever go back to that webpage ever. A potential buyer should know who they are dealing with. That is an uncertain rule that I and most if not all decent folks believe in.

3rd. Biz ops that go on an indeterminable length. I’m sure you’ve seen webads that go on and on and on indeterminably. I understand they want to tell you as much as they can of how terrific their product or service is Its just its so darn long. Then if you’re patient enough they tell you the price. I don’t know about you but I get too impatient to constantly scroll down my scrolling bar for theAW XlliqwAFA who constantly test our patience. Well I hope I didn’t test your patience and you learned how not to write a business website.

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Whois is an important tool for finding basic information on practically every web site on the internet.
Here are some facts you can find with this handy tool First you can discover the domain name. A domain name is the server a site is on. You can see registry the webpage is on. You can notice if its an org a gov, a mil ,edu TV, a com and other registries. A registry tells you what type of site is in. What owns the site. The most common registry is com. This means its a commercial . site. In other words its commercial , a business, for profit site. Org stands for organization. This is usually a non profit site that are mostly charities and causes. Mil is an abreviation for military Gov stands for government. tv means its a television site. Many nations include their own registries. US for the United States, uk for Europe, ro for romania, fr for france etc.
Referral url refers to the url referring to the domain name.

Whois Server:

Referral URL:

Name Server: NS1HWY.NAME.COM

Name Server: NS2CQS.NAME.COM

Name Server: NS3GXY.NAME.COM

Name Server: NS4SXY.NAME.COM

Status: clientTransferProhibited

Updated Date: 16-jun-2015

Creation Date: 31-oct-2014

Expiration Date: 31-oct-2015

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Lady Lynda Holds a Soire for her Closest Fans

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The SAoire: The long rectangle table with festooned with tranlucent crystal vases filled with colorful bouquets. The mostly middle aged men and women were dressed to the nines. The place was quite fancy with the fine cutlery, dangling chandeliers and quality linen table cloth. The guest small talked with each other impatiently waiting for their host Lady Lynda Mae Hoffenfetter Toze. Then once the speech was over it was cocktails and dancing in the grand ballroom. In the meantime the etiquette expert smiled graciously as she happily approved of the loud clapping of her guests. Her girlish yet distinguished voice with its melliflous tones told the crowd “I’ve come to wish you my best. To leave you with some bonmots for your listening pleasure.”After all shouldn’t life be with some pleasures as well as responsibilities. Tonight with a dab of seriousness too I present my talk.

Lady Lynda felt disturbed when she noticed a slight rumbling in the crowd. What was wrong she nervously wondered. Did one of the guests rebuke her before she even got started? the woman quite disturbed, wondered. That suave, self confident male voice that she remembered being so tempting to her ears. He sounds so familiar It was her old flame Nick Frenezi.She could see he relished his revenge. It was clear he gatecrashed but how questioned Mr Toze’s wife. The woman flushed with worry shuddered when she heard his words ” That’s for you to find out dear.” He then flicked his index finger and thumb as if flicking dirt off his fingers. You must recall how you felt about me not that long ago. It’s You must recollect what I meant to you. A touch of our lips as they met as we drank that Chiani Classico together. We could never tell what one moment could lead to. Yes you knew Lady Lynda. murmured. How did you hear about my talk?” Her gesture was now addressed to the stupendous scene of the clamering of the confused crowd. Nick guffawed at the confusion his presence caused. Stunned at what was happening Lady Lynda stared in silence, trying up to come up with a comupepence to her former flame. She gazed at the ceiling as if for inspiration on how to proceed. The lecture was to be an hour and here fifteen minutes into it went by. If only Seymour was there. He’d show him!!! Mrs Toze firmly concluded But the only view she could see was Nick’s lingering deep russet brown eyes on her. It felt to Lady Lynda that time stood still The room was so quiet one could hear the faintest whisper. Still his gaze lingered. His stare was so intense her thoughts felt as they were scrambling. “What do you want from me Nick.” “I want you to tell me you miss me” “I’ll never miss you. I am a one man woman and that man is my honeybunny “Seymour Toze” The crowed clapped loudly and cheered, except for Nick Frenizi.

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Some important parts of most non-personal web sites.

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One of the most pertinent parts of a web site is the about page. Why is the about page so crucial in looking up information on a website? The Whois and the about page are the most relevant components of any web site. These are the reasons It tells the reader what the site is about. What person or people who are behind the web site. It can let the viewer know what it uses for its sources and its resources This to yours truly is extremely important in a business site. I strongly recommend in a business oportunity who is behind the site. You should look up him or her to see if there is any information of any scam repots. Plus the about page tells you what the site emphasi and their reasons. One part of some about page is the site’s mission statement This tells you what the website believes and what their policies are.

A part of most sites, especially commercial ones is the privacy policy. this tells you, the visitor how information about the reader is collected. It tells too what their cookie policy is too. A cookie stores info about you. This is esepcially relevant in a commercial site. A cookie lets advertisers know your likes and dislikes so that they can gear ads toward your tastes. The FAQs tells anyone who wants more information on the site the basic questions and answers. FAQ is short for frequently asked questions. The terms of service part or post lets you know what is permitted and what is not. Many times terms of services is shortened to TOS. It lets you know what type of sites that are acceptable.

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Lady Lynda decides on what direction her talks will take.

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Lady Lynda in her flowing just below the knee dress of various deep blues and purples, took about five minutes to peruse her audience so she could gage how best to engage them.
She noticed mostly sober looking expressions as if to say okay convince me why I should listen to you? Lady Lynda professional that she was convinced herself of instead of giving up to rise to the challenge before her.

The prim woman herself on her two inch pumps. With her barel five feet height even a mere two inches made her feel wobbly. She then took a deep breath to steady her nerves. Once more pursing the crowd she began to talk.
“Here’s how to broaden your horizons without spending exorbitant money. Moreover if you’re pressed for how long you can travel. I’ll start with these suggestions. Go to ethnic festivals Dine at foreign cuisine restaurants that are true to their culutre. Tour museums of different ethnic groups.
Why should you do these things. Well the answer is you will broaden your horizons and therefore you communicate with more different types of people. And that includes business people.”
Traveling is an effective way to broadem your understanding of different cultures. Of course one can read a tourist guide. Or one can go to a local ethnic festival or museum. However when you go the country you get to see other people in their native settings. So if going to Canada or Mexico or overseas you can see different states. Each state in the US includes something distinctive to them. From Alabama to Wyoming there are events that are exclusive to them
If you fly often enough you can benefit from frequent flyer miles. How much depends on the airline. You can utilize different travel savings sites. Two I recommend areTtripadvisor and Trivago.
I would look for package deals. You don’t need to stay in a luxory hotel unless you want to. On the flip side I’m certainly not suggesting you stay in fleabag hotel with bedbugs, mice or worst. There is a lot in between when it comes to the quality of where you stay. I would check out visitor reviews. If there are terrible ratings I would read the writeup to see if the reason is relevant to you.
Well that’s what you need to know. How to travel for quality vs expenses and if you can’t, for whatever reason to explore what’s nearby.

My point if you comfortably afford to travel and there’s the time to enjoy your journey On the other hand if money and time is of the essence there are ways to explore new worlds and some of them are right in your backyard. Two sites I recently discovered to help on your destinations are and Both include state and city attractions.

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Hot Diggity Lady Lynda and Seymour Toze are makin’ it in Jamaica

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LADY Lynda and her lovey wofy Seymour Toze took their first steps in the pristine sand beach of Montego Bay Jamaica. Then they carried their luggage to the three star hotel. Lady Lynda was glad she wore sandals to protect her feet from the hot sand. Seymour gleamed as he watched his wife’s delightfully chubby toes as they trudged toward their temporary destination. It would be such a delight to vacation for a couple days. With nothing to do except enjoy the many wonderful offerings of this part of the Caribbean tourist paradise.

Seymour replied “I couldn’t agree with you more. It will be an enjoyable respite from your networking for newbies talk.” As he said those words he moved in closer to his wife and as he was close enough to her he wrapped his arms around her in a caring, tender matter. Mrs Toze smiled with delight. She immediately reciprocated. “I feel this vacation will being us closer together.”
“I believe so too” replied Seymour. It will be so wonderful swimming together in the hotel olympic size pool. That’s how we met in swmin class in highschool.” “Plus the free breakfast, AC and WIFE. said Lady Lynda plopping gleefully onto the hard firm mattress that laid beneath her.

“Well Seymour” Lady Lynda said with enthusiastically. “Yes my dear Lady Lynda let’s do it. “Seymour do you think its rather lucky of us to find this hotel of at less than one hundred dollars per night? Mrs Tose said emphasizing every word in her sentence. It sounded to her mate that she did her utmost to stress how fortunate they were.

Mr Toze didn’t hesitate to express his happiness in being in such a relaxing place Even better that he was there with his wifykins. Most men would envy me darling. That’s okay. I only knoq I want to be with you. And then he got close to his woman, snuggled up to her, gently kissed her on the cheek and turned the lights out.

The next day the couple woke up refreshed, eager to explore the sites of Montego Bay. The couple eagerly explored Tropical Bliss Beach, Luminous Lagoon-Rose Hall Great House Night, Montego Bay Cultural Center. Lady Lynda and her paramour Seymour Toze loved exploring the many nifty sites of the Montego Section of Jamaica. They felt both truly blessed and blissed on Tropical Bliss Beach. With its light hued sands, refreshing waves and exotic palm trees the two felt stumbled upon paradise on earth. They readily agreed this was their cozy corner in a world that grew crazy all around them. They felt refreshed and eager to get back to their daily lives. Lady Lynda said to Seymour, “On to the talks!!”

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Lady Lynda and Seymour Toze Decides to take a vacation to refresh themselves.

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Its so enjoyable enjoying each other’s company on our cushy comfy love seat perusing the latest “Sandals” catalogue.” commented Seymour.

His soul mate Lady Lynda gushed. “I readily agree. Sandals is a perfect fit for us. You being a salesman at “Into Leather” shoe store.”

“Don’t forget I love you in sandals. They really bring out your delightfully fleshy, meaty toes. Ten times the delicious charm.”

“Well I hope you dig the rest of me” sighed Seymour’s wife

“Of course I do!!!! Here let me caress you darling, slow and sensual.

“You really know how to please me” exclaimed Mrs Toze.

“Lets get on the ball and look through the vacation packages.

“Lets talk about our vacation Seymour. Do you want to go to the beach, explore a new city, the mountains.
Seymour immediately smiled a wicked grin. “Let’s go to “Footloose vacations. Where ever you vacation you’re footloose and fancyfree” Their vacations are fully packaged. I mean everything, everything is included.

“You need a break from your talks so you get a new fresh perspective.” suggested Seymour. Of course your idea delightfully fits toe to toe with me being a shoe salesman I bet that’s why you thought of Sandals in the first place”
“Lets take a vacation in Nassau Parasise Island. Oh that would be paradise ” Lady Lynda squealed with utter jubilance that she felt tingling from her head to her sweet pretty toes.
“Oh my precious paramour you tell me where you want to go and that’s our destination” Lady Lynda exclaimed “You ja make a me so happy. Let’s go to Jamaica.”


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