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The eerie atmosphere was so thick at the hotel roof top bar even a butcher knife couldn’t cut through it Tonight was the yearly Halloween party. The bohemian patrons talked glibly amongst themselves. They chatted mostly of Hallowed Eve. One of the guests , Auntie Carol mentioned she believed in reincarnation. That she was in… Continue reading Hot Halloween Nightmare at the NYC Roof Top Bar.

Lady Lynda, sitting on her rose pink divan, fanned herself to try to eliminate her vapors. The now celebrity etiquette expert was hard at work thinking up some bon mots for her upcoming  in Rose Tree PA. Roses enlivened her tender sensibilities. The flowers of love. Yet as she polished her manners tidbits she basked… Continue reading Lady Lynda Continues to Expound

\ Rate This Read Full Post » Posted in site promotion, tagged crowd, etiquette., heckling, Lecture Lady Lynda stepped up from the wood side steps to the stage. Once she got there her signs of nervousness disappeared. She quickly perused the mostly young to middle aged crowd. Her observation was couples in various ethnic groups,… Continue reading Lady Lynda’s First Lecture

Lynda May Hoffenfetter Toze smiled joyfully as she remenesced how she  filled with glee.  She recalled how her tour was finally commencing. She was delightfully pleased she made a concerted effort to start her teachings was here. The ruffians of society would be saved by her elucidations. It would be a fait accompli. Her fervent… Continue reading Lady Lynda recalls her first Etiquette Talk

tagged crowd, etiquette., heckling, Proper Manners Lecture Lady Lynda stepped up the wooden side steps to the stage  as if she was solumnly  entering to be blessed by the the spirit of “Ms Manners”. Once she got there her signs of nervousness dissipated.. She quickly perused the mostly young to middle aged crowd. Her observation… Continue reading Lady Lynda’s Etiquette Talk

Lady Lynda: How jewelry can enhance fashion and it doesn’t need to be fancy. Hello darlings. Its me Lady Lynda expounding on my jewelry. A proper lady consistently wears proper jewelry to offset her sophisticated stylish outfits. I am no exception. I confess many of my necklaces are costume jewelry. You know darlings, just some… Continue reading Lady Lynda’s Take on the Enhancement of Jewelry for Fashion

Lady Lynda Reminesces. Lady Lynda was now married. The self proclaimed etiquette expert wore her long sleeved flannel carnation pink night gown. The one with the jaunty lace trim. Seymour Toze’s wife languidly laid upon the divan celebrating the Diva that become since being married to her gentleman friend of quite a few decades. She… Continue reading Lady Lynda ‘s patience is well paid.

Lady Lynda Finds Her Niche Lady Lynda forlornly thought of how she missed lecturing the young women of the charm school for wayward girls. She felt a tinge of melancholy thinking of how her learned words of wisdom would never be heard by those dear grateful young men of Mr. Pequots Reform School for Dastardly… Continue reading Lady Lynda at last finds her niche

Lady Lynda entered the classroom conservatively properly dressed in a brocade rose pink suit and matching cotton gloves. Hello dears, its once again Lady Lynda. I want to talk to you of a critically important topic. How a good dutiful wife behaves in a successful marriage. Oh please I deliberately did not use the word… Continue reading More of Lady Lynda’s Tips on how a Lady Behaves with her Mate.

I, Seymour Toze believe I am in my rights in telling my opinion of my lady friend, Lady Lynda’s part in her woman friend Auntie Carol’s Charm school. While do think its commendable. Yes I really do. There are I hate to confess, some issues. For one thing neither of them inquired how I felt.… Continue reading Seymour Toze and his Perspective on the Charm School for Wayward Girls.