IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER The opinions and views of the characters in this blog do not necessarily reflect my personal opinions and views. These are fictional characters . They are not based on anybody I personally know or heard of. This entire blog is fiction.
Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol are two middled aged self proclaimed etiquitte experts and lets say, rather set ways in how they view modern society. They believe in 50s style morality in the 21st Century. That means young men and young women should consistently take care to dress properly at all times. Teenage boys should look like gentlemen and young ladies should be the opitomy of ladies. They should behave properly on every occasion. A litte pease, thank you, your welcome never harmed anyone. And of course they should repsect their elders, especially their parents.
Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol presumed the youth of today were bought up by a mother and a father. Not single parents or gay couples. The two biddies were for rights for all and no group was excepted. But being so old fashion they were only used to the usual status quo.
Lady Lynda is called that because no matter what situation she is in she always acts like a lady. Auntie Carol does too but she is much more outgoing and friendly. She is called Auntie because she is like everyone’s cheery aunt.
Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol are professional manners experts.. They are the manners matrons. There are different professions throughout the blog. One of them are teachers are special schools. One for girls and one for boys.
Lastly Lady Lynda’s full name is Lady Lynda Mae Hoffenfetter Toze.
Auntie Carol’s is Auntie Carol Hermanemma. More about that later.
Lady Lynda is Jewish but she doesn’t look it so much wiyj that turned up nose, and different colored eyes, blue and green. It kind like looking at a mirage in the desert. It make me dizzy to look into her crazy mixed up eyes. With her chubby cheeks and salt and pepper curly hair she looks cherubic. The women both dress like the height of fashion…of the fifties. Carnation Pink & navy blue boxy jacket and skirt suits. Skirt length right below the knees. Wool in the winter and cotton in the Spring and Summer. Both Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol constantly wear these little white gloves like Disney’s Mickey Mous Pearl necklace and earrings with cameos made of real Amber . Reminds me of Audrey Hepburn wore in Breakfast at Tiffanys. Lady Lynda sometimes wears high open toed stilletoes becaise her man, Seymour Toze really admires her toes. Auntie Carol wear sensible shoes, low healed and with no surprises. Put me in mind of a spinster. Speaking of Auntie Carol her face is elfin with her pert features, her translucent hazel eyes. Her hair is an orange blonde and cropped somewhat short but still feminine looking.
Authors Lynne Appell and Carol Anne Bond.
Next post will tell more.