Lady Lynda Dramatically enters the stage to tell about mediafactcheck.com
As she dramatically came out from the curtain dividing the backstage and the stage She centered herself and smiled at the audience. She bathed in the warmth of knowing the people were eager to hear her talk. Knowing that she began her lecture.
“I am here to let you know about a new nifty web site. This one is especially handy if you’re seeking news sources that may influence your business. Especially legal issues that might impact your company and especially its sales. Its called “Media Fact Check” It tells you if the news source leans to the left, right or center. You can find out how biased the site is. Even if its real and not a joke. Most important lets you know what truly fake news. There is even a list of news site sources that lean neither right or left. In other totally objective and therefore most dependable as journalism web sites.
Lady Lynda explains the importance of using “Mediafactcheck.com”
Why do you want to check out mediafactcheck.com Because if you use using any news source to promote your product or service you want to know how reliable the news site is. How much it can be trusted. Most of all how much it can help you give your customers a sense of trust. Mediafactcheck will let you know what news sources are most objective. Ergo most trustworthy. Conversely if you personally lean toward the left or the right in politics you can discover what journalism resources are most compatible with your politics.
MediaFacecjecis a real opportunity to check out biases of news sources
Either way this handy web site is a real opportunity to find out how the slants, biases of any net news source. You can read its reports so that you can see how their news stories play out in an accurate objective way. Its a web site I sincerely believe is good for anyone who wants to know or even more important needs to know what slant their reports are coming from. They include search, how they determine how they decide their decisions, ie methodology. Plua they are quite transparent in their corrections policy. They are fair, accurate and unbiased. Overall a useful site. Lady Lynda bid farewell to her loyal followers. She felt proud that she could help them in their network marketing. Now it was off to communicate to them more useful web sites.
Lady Lynda’s talks about sitejabber.com web site.
Lady Lynda Talks about review site SiteJabber.com
“I love to tell you about a web site that I truly think you’ll find quite handy Its name is sitejabber. Its url is sitejabber.com. Its a review site that gives reviews from people who send in their critiques of various web sites. There are countless numbers of sites that are viewed on this site. The reviews are given by real people Plain folks like you and me and not professional reviewers. The critiques are listed in gradations of grading. They go from excellent to poor and grades in between The grading in each rating are numbered too.
Please note folks sitejabber.com is not limited to favorable or for that matter unfavorable reviews. In this way it is different from such sites as ripoffreoort.com and mythreecents.com and others. Please note the internet by its very nature is rather volatile. I highly recmommend to check out a site to see if it still exists.
What sitejabber.com physically looks like
The sitejabber site physically looks like this. First on the top of the site on the left hand site there is a claim was granted a grant from the “National Science Foundation” The NSF is a United States of America organization that encourages science study It is part of the Federal US govt. It’s been in existence since 1950. In other words since Harry S. Truman was president. You need to join to write reviews. Non members can read reviews. Then on the second line are random examples of products that are reviewed. Next below are snapshots of businesses with the most positive reviews. Next further down are categories of most reviewed. Then articles the web page presumes will be of interest to its members and non member viewers. Lastly the latest reviews.
“Lie most every other products and services review site the writeups are limited to what members post. IF you put in a business in the search box you’ll discover there are firms with nobody reviewing them. Of course you could join and review the site. Membership is free.
Lady Lynda’s Conclusion regarding sitejabber
sitejabber.comm is a site that gives people’s opinions on various businesses and services. You must join to post. However anyone can read what others think. They are sponsored by a US national agneccy US Science Foundation. This is nothing to do with current politics. The US Science Foundation goes back to 1950. Site Jabber look trustworthy and reliable to yours truly. I truly hope you found my lecture helpful and informative. I look forward to giving you more reviews of beneficial web sites for networkers, online marketers.
Lady Lynda struts proudly onto the stage. She feels she is gradually getting used to the new direction of her talks. The next moment she climbs the six small wooden steps to the stage. She quickly surveys the crowd to see how she should gear her talk. Her eyes notice it is mostly a young, eager audience. The woman looks directly at the people there and begins her next talk. One way to promote your site is to join message boards and other sites where you can express your opinions. However if you post your business site in your responses or if you begin a message board topic you’ll be considered a scammer. There are three elements on the internet that are considered the worse one can ever be. They are trolls , scammers and spammers. Spammers write for the sole purpose of selling This is considered quite crass by most of the people on the World wide web. I’m not dismissing trolls and scammers by any means. They are just as nefarious I must communicate.
How Do you promote your site in forums, messageboards without spamming
This is how you do it So what do you do? How do you promote without spamming? Well this is how its done. Before she explains the woman peruses the patrons to see if they are paying attention. “You write in your profile aka sig your url. Sig is short for signature. You can think of it as your minibio. Only in this biography you emphasize your product or service. Its like your resume for your internet address. URL is your web site address. Then when you reply to a post then someone can look at your profile.
This is the reason Oh I see the groans here. Like that’s a lot of time consuming writing. Its such a grievous hassle. Well there is a way to get out of those tedious work. Simple!!! You use disqus.com. Disqus is net spelling for discuss. You join and every single sig is included. One and done. I strongly recommend Disqus.com. Its a real handy tool and a real time saver. Time as they say is money. You don’t want to waste it. This site is a real gem for every networker wanting to promote their bizops.
My final thoughts and questions and answers opportunity First off what did you learn here? The young networkers mentioned the importance of putting your biz url in the sig. Lady Lynda smiled and wished them well as they left the hall.
Lady Lynda took a deep breath to steady her stage fright as she strutted on stage. She figured looking proud would belie her nervousness. As her eyes perused the crowd she picked up on the women and men’s varying degrees of enthusiasm. It seemed the further their seating was the more it was a challenge to hold their interest Seymour Toze’s wife looked directly into the patrons. She told herself she could do it. She could win them over.
Most effective way to tell if a web site opportunity is fake
Mrs Seymour Toze tells her eager audience the most effective ways to tell if a web site is fake. She discusses tell if a web site is a phishing one. Some resources for finding scam sites. What to specifically look for to see if a site is bent on scamming. The speaker goes into detail on the internet address, their use of free emails and how to do a whois search. She explains whois. com is a major way to look up who owns the site. What domain is listed under. Who owns the domain and other relevant, crucial information for networkers checking out bizops.
The woman is on her toes as she concentrates on her talk and not her pacing in her open toed pumps. She wished she could wear the spikes that Seymour adores but she glumly realizes she is too chunky for those kinds of shoeware. Trying to put her disappointment of not completely pleasing her spouse, the woman continues on with her topic. She waves the hair out of her eyes to keep herself somewhat more comfortable under the hot lights.
“One way of seeing if a site is secure is to look at the url. URL stands for uniform resource locator. To put it in non techie terms its the internet site address. In other words if you type int he url correctly there is a web site. Virtually every internet site begins with http://. However a secure ie a site you can trust with your cash starts with https. That s stands for security. That means its safe for you to spend your money there .If any business, ie commercial site does not contain that https don’t ever spend even a penny there. You probably know this but if you don’t http are the first characters of most web pages.
Methods to use to check out a web site
I know of two internet resources to read unbiased reviews of sites claiming to be buainess opportunities. These sites are reviewopedia.com and sitejabber.com They give unbiased reviews from people with experience dealing with the business they reviewed. These two are free and open to the public. You don’t need to register. They are in my humble opinion rich resources for find objective reports of various potential money making sites. AA t =
A third method is to do a search on google with the search terms name of biz op or program and then scam. This is a highly effective way to discover if something is a scam. This is especially important if the site looks legitimate. Looks as they say can be deceiving. Of course it it looks too good to be true it is too good to be true. I don’t believe anyone became rich over nightt without any hard work involved.
“I;d like to end by telling you wonderful people some personal grievances. There are two of them. One is those timed offers. If someone or a company is sending you an offer it is only fair they give you the time to think it over. Any time a biz op demands a reply immediately that makes me get the willies. Believe you don’t want to ever get the willies. Instant decisions get me as mad as mad as well as my good Texan friend Dan D. Walker would say as mad as a nest of swirling, twirling hornets eager to fight each other.
My other major issue are ads with no info except click here. What is that about? I want to know before I click. Oh stuff like cost, risks, any guarantees. Don’t you my friends? Don’t you want to know if a site can be trusted if there is any cost? I know for certain I would want to know.”
One last note check to see if there are trust signs and if they link to the site you’re checking out. If Verisign, Norton and Macafree are on the site and liked to it it’s an excellent sign the web site is trustworthy. And I trust you found my talk informative and helpful to you.” With that cheerful note Lady Lynda walked off the stage.
Lady Lynda decides her talks will be helpful to networking newbies
Lady Lynda mulls around in her baby blue flannel and lace nightie. She is in their boidoir She’s reflecting on her next topic The woman perks up when she gets the idea of browsing the internet/ Her lucid blue eyes immediately loy up when she saw an article on making your lectures geared toward Newbies. With that goal in mind Mrs Seymour Toze muses on how most effectively to reach her goal.. It dawned on the sincere woman the most effective method would be considerate of greenhorn newbies. Of course, she sternly reminded herself she’d never actually call them greenhorns. As Lady Lynda thought about the word greenhorn she fondly recalled Dan D. Walker. She sighed as she recollected fond memories of how much she helped the Texan develop his greatest potential. She clenched her fist and strongly grimaced to show her determination to show these new folks to believe in themselves. Just as she taught DDW to believe in himself. One thing she would never do is to talk or act superior. The woman believed her talks should be uplifting. Putting people down who paid to see her would only repel them. Rightfully so she told herself.
Lady Lynda smiled graciously as she made her decision how she would do her next talk for her paying clients.
With that belief in mind Lady Lynda laid down the groundwork.
Lady Lynda moaned with delight as Seymour massaged her tense spine.. Her tenseness gradually disappeared. Seymour Toze’s wife gazee at the Victorian style Guardian angel painting on the wall directly opposite the couple She noticed was how her wings hovered over the girl and boy and immediately reminded how tender Toze was with her.
The woman noticed there was a missing piece of the wooden bridge. The boy and girl were just past that gap. That’s what made the artwork so enchanting to Lady Lynda. It reminded her of how the little things mean so much to a marriage.
“Ah yes, sweet ,bungling Daniel.” Lady Lynda declared. The Texan first introduced a part of the “World’s Cheapest Freak show” in that nasty named town in PA. Before coming to me he complained nobody understood him. I mean literally nobody comprehend a word he said. His accent was as thick as maple syrup on a hot summer road. He was a freak because while some Texans talk with strong accents, his was by far the most incomprehensible”
Seymour pressed down on his wife’s knobby tense spine. She squealed with delight. Toze replied he’d be delighted if he could feast upon her lower pretties sticking out at the end of her feet. Lady Lady replied I remember you lovingly stared at my toes when we first met in swim class in high school. Back then they were on the pudgy side Speaking of pudge I bought some no pudge fudge the other day. ”
“My dear Lady Lynda you’re changing the subject and I strongly suspect deliberately. Lets not permit any bavardage. That is foolish, nonsensical talk. Can I help it if when I was twelve I observed a girl near my age rub her toes in front of me? She looked so delighted. I noticed how she breathed deeply with such happiness. She really….I mean really scratched her toesies. Later she told me it was athlete’s foot but by then that amourous image forever. I never dreamed I’d see such glorious toes until my lucky eyes laid down upon yours.”
“Oh Seymour you sure know how to compliment a lady I love the way you don’t boondoggle”
Your well worth it my hunny bunny dearest one. You’re a honey of a woman. You’re as sweet as sugar candy. Oh speaking of candy makes me so hungry. I’d love to feast on your precious tens. I thought you were utterly beautiful the moment I met you that fateful summer high school day on the mainline of the Philly western suburbs”
Lady Lynda quickly turned around and began to observe her husband’s glint in his eyes. . She hoped he’d remember there was much to her than her toes. Suddenly the couple heard through their window heard some of the lyrics from Starland Vocal Band “Afternoon Delight” Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite” “Oh that is so improper. What ever happened to “Dance with me Henry”? Pop music is so distasteful. What ever happened to that delightful music of Lawrence Welk? Yes when there were melodies, harmonies and tasteful lyrics. Tasteful music went gone with the wind with Elvis Pretzel. Such disgusting gyrations. Oh Seymour Please sing to me” ”
“What do you want me to sing my dearest darling Lady Lynda? ” I’d love you to serenade me Sister Rosetta Tharp’s “Rock me in the cradle of our love”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzHITt17b5c
“Oh I did so much good for Dan D. I deserve you to serenade me and to hold me tight. Oh you feel so good.”
Lady Lynda Toze invited Dan D. to her future netowrking for newbied talks.
Lady Lynda entered the den and took a deep breath to steady her nerves. She nervously reminded herself week was her netmarketing for newbies debut. The woman firmly reminded herself she would talk about networking, making profits, legit business ops and team build. Keeping that fact in mind she made certain she was standing straight. Practicing in her full length mirror she pictured herself looking directly at her customers. Seymour’s wife gleamed knowing they would be grateful One thing the woman swore she would be gentle on hypersensitive guests. She clenched her fists determined to use tact, encouragement., She believed that everybody would understand the mechanics of being a networker if the concepts were presented ina basic, nonjudgmental manner.
Lady Lynda’s starled as she suddenly heard her Seymour their den. “What are you doing?”he asked full of curiosity “Oh sweetheart dearest I’m checking out my presentation in the full length mirror. How’s this pose and how’s this one” Toze’s spouse positioned her body in to various poses. “Can you suggest any other:”
“I need to think. So far so good. Remember your words are most important. Its not only what you its how you say it. You don’t want to look stiff on stage. Remember your movements should be fluid” Then her mate stood in front of the mirror. He then proceeded to show Lady Lynda what he meant by gentle movements. Movements that flowed. His smooth moves were like poetry in motion.
Lady Lynda scrutinized her mate’s every movement. She thought of how polished he moved. It was a joy to behold watching him.
Lady Lynda asked if she could practice her elocution in front of him Her mate heartened replied “Sure I’d love to see you practice.” She stared her beady eyed into her reflection to make certain her presence was absolutely presentable. Underneath her determination was a firm conviction of deserving success. She made a tight fist with her left hand. Then she thrust it in the air as a sign of victory. The woman told her she really was the most qualified in the entire neighborhood, Seymour’s wife wholeheartedly believe she would triumph on her tour
Seymour then walked over to his lifelong paramour and proceeded to embrace her. Taken by surprise Lady Lynda immediately reciprocated. “Oh Seymour its so good you are so supportive of me.” Her husband then gently swirled his wife , firmly, lovingly supporting her matronly frame.
Lady Lynda warmly recalled how handsome she thought Seymour Toze was when they met in swimming class in PE in high school She could see how firm he was built in his swimwear. She was so pert in her two piece bathing suit and he in his boxer type bathing trunks. Being so close happily reminded her of that first time she met and how she’d cherished those times together forever.
“Oh Seymour my paramour you can teach me whatever you want. Lady Lynda’s husband smiled and then they both danced the night away in each others arms. They tripped the light fantastic and then some!!!
Seymour Toze eyes widened with wonderment as he gazed at the rustic interior of the Hautdogs restaurant. The place looked as grand as the finest steak houses in NYC. Toze stared at the high domed ceiling. He grinned with delight at the modern teak wood chairs and tables. Sophisticated yet comfy he thought. The full high end liquor cabinet he noticed was the same kind of wood as the chairs. He reflected how the sameness gave the place a sense of stylish unity.
He sweetly smiled at his wife. “Yes my darling Lady Lynda. I noticed Foot from us is the fully stocked wine cellar. It’s filled with the most sophisticated windes from NY state, Napa Valley California, France, Italy, Spain. You know foot from us reminds of my pedicures.I love its formal wear only. A tie is appreciated but not required. And women must wear either a dress or a skirt and blouse or top. No sneakers. Heaven forbid. No ruffians here ”
“His wife Lady Lynda gushed “Yes No male teens exposing their gluteous maximus” We deserve to be here you and I. We earned our right to imbibe the delectable hautdogs and potent potables. Both of us paid our dues. I am so proud of you suggesting we dine here. My love, Seymour Toze. They serve brats but they don’t serve brats” Lady Lynda chuckled at her witticism
“Only purist of intentions for you my dear. Out of all the fine dining one can pick I’m convinced it was the right choice The décor the epitomy of sophistication. The cuisine is superb Why should we eat elsewhere?” Toze asked rhetorically.
This place received rave reviews.No wonder its so crowded” as she quickly perused the many occupied tables and vermillion leather and polished wood booths.
“If someone doesn’t come over I’ll be raving mad Lady Lynda snapped in a ladylike manner. The service here is as slow as dial up internet. Its the world wide wait staff wait” she fumed.
“Remember patience is a virtue. The chef and cooks want the hautdogs, wieners and brats to be completely delectable.. This place is to hotdogs as is steak sandwich is to steak.” Seymour.
“I’m truly looking forward to getting into my mouth six inches of juicy succulent,firm hautdog.” mentioned Lady Lynda licking her lips with joyful anticipation.
“Seymour I’m only describing my jubilance in sinking my teeth into such meaty tasty hautdogs. ”
“I just wish I could get some waitress attention.” sighed Seymour Toze.
“Why did you insist on waitress? The waiters are as competent.”? queried Lady Lynda a bit miffed.
“Okay waitress, waiter, waitperson, waitstaff, whatever” Perusing this sophisticated menu is making me famished
Seymour Toze chose the Deluxe Ethan’s Famous with authentic baseball park mustard, classic pickle relish. His wife chose the vegan Chorizo Weiner on the whole wheat roll. They both thought it was so delightful there were vegan hautdogs on the menu for those inclined.
Soon their orders came. The couple thought the entrees looked scrumptious. They quickly said grace and dug in.
“Oh Seymour I am thoroughly enjoying eating my haut dog” Lady Lynda mumbled between tasty morsels of sheer enjoyment. Seymour Toze wholeheartedly thought the same as he bit into each succulent bite. They were so pleased with their meal they eagerly wanted to go back as soon as possible.
“I feel so thrilled driving my chevy cruiser down the highway” Daniel Delbert Walker exclaimed It feels so freeing to get in my car, go down the road without a care in the world. Just me and my sedan, Man oh man in a sedan that;s what I am and I’m feeling like a zillion bucks. The fresh air in my long hair and I don’t care. I’m in the open air and everything is wonderfully fair” declared Dan.
If there was a humdinger of a gal with me that’d be the frosting on the cake, Its the one time I feel satisfied is when I’m cruising on down the road. I don’t care where I’m going, I want to drive my car as long as I can. I’ll never get tired of the open road.
Three’s a gas station up a ways I see my gas gage just this side of half full I better stop here Its just a short drive to the self serve What do I see? She is some humdinger Dang she looks familiar. I sure wish I could place her, . Man how she moves she’s poetry in motion. Jimmy Clanton one of my favorite R&R singers. She’s looking my way. I can’ see she sure is purty but i can’t quite see exactly what she looks like. She’s only a few feet from me now Oh my gosh dern she’s Desire She looks like if she got the chance she’d tear my throat. CCan’t blame her. I was the one that threw her out of my place. I better finish getting my gas and get the heck on my way. Oh no she’s following me. What do I do now? ”
She’s yelling and screaming at me. Wha rotten luck to bump into Desiree. Shes telling me I’m a real varmint. Someday soon I’ll get my comeuppance. When I do she’ll the happiest gal in the world.
Yet when I look at her I get mixed emotions. She’s got a hankering to do me in but she changed a whole lot. She lost that extta weight. Her hair is done up so nicely. She’s dressed in an outfit that really shows up her terrific curse, Hot diggity I feel so strange I’m scared but she’s so mighty fine looking. ”
“Dan D Walker you sure done me wrong. Well I picked myself up and went for a self improvement program to forget about you. I figured if I lost enough weight, got in shape, read some self improvement books I’d forget you ever existed. But now that we meet again I’m willing to give you a second chance.”
“I’m feeling much relieved ” thought the Texan as he sighed to himself Maybe it’d be okay if I gave her one too. “Desiree let’s start anew”