A Wife’s Sacred Duty to her Husband according to Auntie Carol

Desdemona was unjustly accused. Othello’s was a detestable lout”, Auntie Carol thought as she spray starched he husband’s work shirts. She mused about the unjustness of it all. Herman would never fall prey to an iago, the hateful wretch. “I am so happy to have my Herman/Emma Enigma, (Herman, of course was a hermaphrodite and a psycho therapist.) One couldn’t tell whether he was coming or going, so to speak and he had two separate personalities, a man and a woman. He was a specialist in dissociative disorders. Who better?

Auntie Carol took pride in her role as “help-mate” to her husband. She believed in being
the woman behind the man.” Every evening she greeted him with a “hello, darling “ and a kiss just like on “Father Knows Best”, an old 50s sit com. As the Bible says, “Cleave unto your man.” This was her motto. Every evening she was there with his slippers, his Wall Street Journal, and a snifter of delightfully smoth Remy Martin. He settled into his cozy chair, and she sat in his lap like a smiling geisha. She cheered his victories and put salve on his wounds She would say, “Darling, the girl was a bipolar noir poet. She had a bad attitude about life. You couldn’t have prevented her suicide.”

“Darling, I just abhor all those hoity toity career woman who have this drive to achieve. A woman’s place is behind a man to shore him up form life’s disappointments. After all it is an honor to stand in reflected light,” said Auntie Carol. “ By the way, dear, I’ve prepared a scrumptious dinner. Beef Bourgeonne. Green beans almondine, fruit compote a la Truman Compote and Key Lime Pie. And we shall have Patron Margaritas, your fave!! Nothing is too good for my man.”

“What did I do to deserve such a woman, said Herman.

“You proposed, Darling. You proposed,” replied Auntie Carol.A WIFE’S SACRED DUTY TO HER HUSBAND
“Desdemona was unjustly accused. Othello’s was a detestable lout”, Auntie Carol thought as she spray starched he husband’s work shirts. She mused about the unjustness of it all. Herman would never fall prey to an iago, the hateful wretch. “I am so happy to have my Herman/Emma Enigma, (Herman, of course was a hermaphrodite and a psycho therapist.) One couldn’t tell whether he was coming or going, so to speak and he had two separate personalities, a man and a woman. He was a specialist in dissociative disorders. Who better?

.“What did I do to deserve such a woman, said Herman.

“You proposed, Darling. You proposed,” replied Auntie Carol

By Carol Anne Bond and Lynne Appell

More about the Main Characters.

Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol are two middled aged self proclaimed etiquitte experts and lets say, rather set ways in how they view modern society.     They believe in 50s style morality in the 21st Century.    That means young men and young women should consistently take care to dress properly at all times.   Teenage boys should look like gentlemen and young ladies should be the opitomy of ladies.   They should behave properly  on every occasion.     A litte pease,   thank you, your welcome never harmed anyone.   And of course they should repsect their elders, especially their parents.
Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol presumed the youth of today were bought up by a mother and a father.    Not single parents or gay couples.    The two biddies  were for rights for all and no group was excepted.    But  being so old fashion they were only used to  the usual status quo.

Lady Lynda is called that because no matter what situation she is in she always acts like a lady.    Auntie Carol does too but she is much more outgoing and friendly.    She is called Auntie because she is like everyone’s  cheery aunt.

Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol are professional manners experts..   They are the manners matrons.   There are different professions throughout the blog.  One of them are teachers are special schools.  One for girls and one for boys.

Lastly Lady Lynda’s full name is  Lady  Lynda Mae Hoffenfetter  Toze.

Auntie Carol’s is Auntie Carol  Hermanemma.   More about that later.

What Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol Look Like

Lady Lynda is Jewish but she doesn’t look it  so much  wiyj that turned up nose, and different colored eyes, blue and green. It kind like looking at a mirage in the desert. It make me dizzy to look into her crazy mixed up eyes.  With her chubby cheeks and salt and pepper curly hair she looks like cherubic.  The women  both dress like the height of fashion…of the fifties.  Carnation Pink & navy blue  boxy jacket and skirt suits.  Skirt length right below the knees.   Wool in the winter and cotton in the Spring and Summer.  Both Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol  constantly  wear these little white gloves like Disney’s Mickey Mous   Pearl necklace and earrings with cameos made of  real Amber .  Reminds me of  Audrey Hepburn wore in Breakfast at Tiffanys. Lady Lynda sometimes wears high open toed stilletoes becaise  her man, Seymour Toze really admires her toes.  Auntie Carol wear sensible shoes, low healed and with no surprises. Put me in mind of a spinster.  Speaking of Auntie Carol her face is elfin with her pert features,  her translucent hazel eyes.   Her hair is an orange blonde and cropped somewhat short but still feminine looking.

Authors Lynne Appell and Carol Anne Bond.

Next post will tell more.