“Lady Lynda Reminesces”

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Lady Lynda relaxed in her boudoir. The fairly newly married self proclaimed female etiquette exert wore her her long sleeved flannel carnation pink night gown. The one with the jaunty lace trim. Seymour Toze’s spouse purposely languidly laid upon the divan celebrating the Diva that become since being married to her gentleman friend of quite a few decades. She deemed herself the height of fortune to be of wedded bliss to her limit of patience , shoe salesman, fashion photographer. Lady Lynda loved the sound of her complete name Mrs Lynda Mae Hoffenfetter Toze She felt so radiant. The once dowdy woman sighed as she reminesced Her goosebumps she felt when Toze finally placed that wedding ring on her third finger, right hand.

It was such a genteel occasion at the Temple Enoch Synagogue. Lady Lynda quipped she certainly knew who was knocking at her heart. She was definitely beyond the years she could be knocked up. She delicately giggled at her humor.He looked so chivalrous in his black tuxedo, starched white shirt and stylish black tie. Rabbi and motivational speaker Hugh R. Good said wedding vows.

It seemed rather eloquent how he so offered his hand in hers in holy matrimony. What felicity she felt. At last they were legal. Now he could do with her much more than play with her ten pretties. He could be ravenous with her and she’d love every moment. Of course she would reciprocate too. Fair is fair she demurely chuckled.

Yes she sweetly laid on the divan waiting for her man. Lady Lynda needed not to wait very long. She liked that phrase very long. It conjured up delightful images of her man, Seymour Toze. Being that he was merely 5’7 she mused she wasn’t referring to his height. She could hardly wait. She emphasized hard…ly .

Seymour was coming any moment from his free lance fashion photography. As she pictured his debonair handsome form entering the bedroom she blushed ever so expectently as she eagerly waited for his entrance. Yes it would be so very hard to be patient. She was an Aries and that is the most impatient Star Sign. But she must be the essence of patience.

At last her husband Seymour Toze sauntered in into with a savoir faire that being married to the lady he loved could muster. Lady Lynda was more than ready for him. She was eager and comely. Waiting for him to come to her. At last her wish came true. The prepping for her etiquette tour was now put on hold

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Please note. Disclaimer

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IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER The opinions and views of the characters in this blog do not necessarily reflect my personal opinions and views.   These are fictional characters .   They are not based on anybody I personally know or heard of. This entire blog is fiction.

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More about the Main Characters.

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Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol are two middled aged self proclaimed etiquitte experts and lets say, rather set ways in how they view modern society.     They believe in 50s style morality in the 21st Century.    That means young men and young women should consistently take care to dress properly at all times.   Teenage boys should look like gentlemen and young ladies should be the opitomy of ladies.   They should behave properly  on every occasion.     A litte pease,   thank you, your welcome never harmed anyone.   And of course they should repsect their elders, especially their parents.
Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol presumed the youth of today were bought up by a mother and a father.    Not single parents or gay couples.    The two biddies  were for rights for all and no group was excepted.    But  being so old fashion they were only used to  the usual status quo.

Lady Lynda is called that because no matter what situation she is in she always acts like a lady.    Auntie Carol does too but she is much more outgoing and friendly.    She is called Auntie because she is like everyone’s  cheery aunt.

Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol are professional manners experts..   They are the manners matrons.   There are different professions throughout the blog.  One of them are teachers are special schools.  One for girls and one for boys.

Lastly Lady Lynda’s full name is  Lady  Lynda Mae Hoffenfetter  Toze.

Auntie Carol’s is Auntie Carol  Hermanemma.   More about that later.

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What Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol Look Like

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Lady Lynda is Jewish but she doesn’t look it  so much  wiyj that turned up nose, and different colored eyes, blue and green. It kind like looking at a mirage in the desert. It make me dizzy to look into her crazy mixed up eyes.  With her chubby cheeks and salt and pepper curly hair she looks cherubic. The women both dress like the height of fashion…of the fifties.  Carnation Pink & navy blue  boxy jacket and skirt suits.  Skirt length right below the knees.   Wool in the winter and cotton in the Spring and Summer.  Both Lady Lynda and Auntie Carol  constantly  wear these little white gloves like Disney’s Mickey Mous   Pearl necklace and earrings with cameos made of  real Amber .  Reminds me of  Audrey Hepburn wore in Breakfast at Tiffanys. Lady Lynda sometimes wears high open toed stilletoes becaise  her man, Seymour Toze really admires her toes.  Auntie Carol wear sensible shoes, low healed and with no surprises. Put me in mind of a spinster.  Speaking of Auntie Carol her face is elfin with her pert features,  her translucent hazel eyes.   Her hair is an orange blonde and cropped somewhat short but still feminine looking.

Authors Lynne Appell and Carol Anne Bond.

Next post will tell more.

 

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