Lady Lynda entered the classroom feeling terrorized
the brazen girls of the charm school for wayward
girls. It was this way every time she tried to teach manners
lessons to them.
“. The next moment she was in front of
the students. Her prim carnation pink wool suit suited
her well. The woman’s opaque stockings and flat black
leather shoes matched her demeanor well. Her salt and pepper hair done in a conservative style “Leave it to be Beaver’s June Cleaver’s . Her makeup was tasteful,,mascara, hint of pink rose on her lips. Immediately before her talk she quickly pinched her rounded cheeks for a rosy glow The thirtyish woman the persistent presence of her little white gloves.That made her reminescent of Disney cartoon characters.
The teen girls sit sullen in their wooden chairs, behind their matching desks. They look glum as if this is the last place they want to be. Mrs Toze oblivious to their expression blithely continues her talk.
“Hello class Welcome to Etiquette 101. I would love for you to think of here as your manner manor. A little word play for your amusement. Were it not for manners, our world would have been blown up long ago. Manners are your entre into the world of high society and I’m sure you’ll be glad of this at your Coming Out Ball.” Mrs Seymour Toze immediately notices on the faces of the teens a look of consternation.
“At any rate we are here to teach you the ins and outs of behaving mannerly.”
Just then one of the more insolent girls dressed in a tank top
and tight denim skirt so high it might as
swell be a
belt, quipped. “In and out reminds of something I
really could use right now.”
“I know what you’re referring to. The proper term is coitis. Sex is too mundane a word to describe such a woman’s most precious activity,and is permissible only in the confines of a sanctified marriage. Do not cheapen your most precious possession, your virginity!” intoned Lady Lynda.
Suddenly an adolescent girl’s bubble gum burst on her face. Lady Lynda told her she was the height of rudeness. The girl apologized. She then proceeded to scrape the gum off her face and stick it underneath her desk. Lady Lynda looks on in horror and disgust.
Lady Lynda said “Did you ever realize about the germs on that gum. How you’re spreading disease. What if radiation caused it to change it into a giant pink blob that devours people! Ever think of that?!!!