Hot Diggity Lady Lynda and Seymour Toze are makin’ it in Jamaica

LADY Lynda and her lovey wofy Seymour Toze took their first steps in the pristine sand beach of Montego Bay Jamaica. Then they carried their luggage to the three star hotel. Lady Lynda was glad she wore sandals to protect her feet from the hot sand. Seymour gleamed as he watched his wife’s delightfully chubby toes as they trudged toward their temporary destination. It would be such a delight to vacation for a couple days. With nothing to do except enjoy the many wonderful offerings of this part of the Caribbean tourist paradise.

Seymour replied “I couldn’t agree with you more. It will be an enjoyable respite from your networking for newbies talk.” As he said those words he moved in closer to his wife and as he was close enough to her he wrapped his arms around her in a caring, tender matter. Mrs Toze smiled with delight. She immediately reciprocated. “I feel this vacation will being us closer together.”
“I believe so too” replied Seymour. It will be so wonderful swimming together in the hotel olympic size pool. That’s how we met in swmin class in highschool.” “Plus the free breakfast, AC and WIFE. said Lady Lynda plopping gleefully onto the hard firm mattress that laid beneath her.

“Well Seymour” Lady Lynda said with enthusiastically. “Yes my dear Lady Lynda let’s do it. “Seymour do you think its rather lucky of us to find this hotel of at less than one hundred dollars per night? Mrs Tose said emphasizing every word in her sentence. It sounded to her mate that she did her utmost to stress how fortunate they were.

Mr Toze didn’t hesitate to express his happiness in being in such a relaxing place Even better that he was there with his wifykins. Most men would envy me darling. That’s okay. I only knoq I want to be with you. And then he got close to his woman, snuggled up to her, gently kissed her on the cheek and turned the lights out.

The next day the couple woke up refreshed, eager to explore the sites of Montego Bay. The couple eagerly explored Tropical Bliss Beach, Luminous Lagoon-Rose Hall Great House Night, Montego Bay Cultural Center. Lady Lynda and her paramour Seymour Toze loved exploring the many nifty sites of the Montego Section of Jamaica. They felt both truly blessed and blissed on Tropical Bliss Beach. With its light hued sands, refreshing waves and exotic palm trees the two felt stumbled upon paradise on earth. They readily agreed this was their cozy corner in a world that grew crazy all around them. They felt refreshed and eager to get back to their daily lives. Lady Lynda said to Seymour, “On to the talks!!”

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Lady Lynda and Seymour Toze Decides to take a vacation to refresh themselves.

Its so enjoyable enjoying each other’s company on our cushy comfy love seat perusing the latest “Sandals” catalogue.” commented Seymour.

His soul mate Lady Lynda gushed. “I readily agree. Sandals is a perfect fit for us. You being a salesman at “Into Leather” shoe store.”

“Don’t forget I love you in sandals. They really bring out your delightfully fleshy, meaty toes. Ten times the delicious charm.”

“Well I hope you dig the rest of me” sighed Seymour’s wife

“Of course I do!!!! Here let me caress you darling, slow and sensual.

“You really know how to please me” exclaimed Mrs Toze.

“Lets get on the ball and look through the vacation packages.

“Lets talk about our vacation Seymour. Do you want to go to the beach, explore a new city, the mountains.
Seymour immediately smiled a wicked grin. “Let’s go to “Footloose vacations. Where ever you vacation you’re footloose and fancyfree” Their vacations are fully packaged. I mean everything, everything is included.

“You need a break from your talks so you get a new fresh perspective.” suggested Seymour. Of course your idea delightfully fits toe to toe with me being a shoe salesman I bet that’s why you thought of Sandals in the first place”
“Lets take a vacation in Nassau Parasise Island. Oh that would be paradise ” Lady Lynda squealed with utter jubilance that she felt tingling from her head to her sweet pretty toes.
“Oh my precious paramour you tell me where you want to go and that’s our destination” Lady Lynda exclaimed “You ja make a me so happy. Let’s go to Jamaica.”

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scamAlert

Lady Lynda as a proudly stepped onto the stage smiled warmly at the eager young professional crowd. She felt the excitement pulse throughout her pudgy form. The woman felt her legs feel a tad unsteady as she gushed with the thrill of telling the men and women a most important subject matter. It was a good thing she thoroughly practiced walking in her pumps tonight For this night Mrs Seymour Toze reminded herself she would be talking about a fabulous informative and easily navigated antiscam site scamalert.sg.

The first line is in order from left to right is first category types of scamshe told the eager crowd. Second category is personal experiences Third column is Media News ie scams in the newsmedia Fourth topic is resources and lastly “Lets Fight Scams” It includes data on charity scams, Nigerian scams, romance scams, scams that target senior citizens, phone scams, IRS, social security scams. Please let me explain the scams involve people pretending to be from these agencies. Dear folks I too was a victim of a social security scam. To cut to the quick I called up the social security office and they set me straight. It was quite frightening when initially I received a call that the police were on my trail. I was so relieved when the agency told me it was a scam. Ahem excuse me for clearing my throat I meant straight as being truthful. I don’t mean to offend any dear sweet gay men and women here.

The name of the site is scamalert.sg. It includes general information on scams There is data on types of scamps. It includes what looks to me an exhaustive list of scams. It gives helpful advice on how to fight fraud. There is a toll free 24/7 to report or get help from being scammed. It even shows short videos on how to protect yourself from unscrupulous scammers. The site gives the reader the opportunity to check if a business opportunity is real or not. Scamalert.sg is easy to navigate The print is easy to read.

To me the scamalert.sg site is a comprehensive, useful site for anyone who wants to know about, report and protect yourself from scams. It is from Singapure . However it is a site for anyone and everyone on the net who wants to be protected for potential scams.

Media Fact Check.

Lady Lynda Dramatically enters the stage to tell about mediafactcheck.com

As she dramatically came out from the curtain dividing the backstage and the stage  She centered herself and  smiled at the audience.    She bathed in the warmth of knowing the people were eager to hear her talk.    Knowing that she began her lecture.
“I am here to let you know about a new nifty web site.   This one is especially handy if you’re seeking news sources that may influence your business.   Especially legal issues that might impact your company and especially its sales.   Its called “Media Fact Check”  It tells you if the news source leans to the left, right or center.   You can find out how biased the site is.  Even if its real and not a joke. Most important lets you know what truly fake news. There is even a list of news site sources that lean neither right or left. In other totally objective and therefore most dependable as journalism web sites.

Lady Lynda explains the importance of using “Mediafactcheck.com”


Why do you want to check out mediafactcheck.com Because if you use using any news source to promote your product or service you want to know how reliable the news site is. How much it can be trusted. Most of all how much it can help you give your customers a sense of trust. Mediafactcheck will let you know what news sources are most objective. Ergo most trustworthy. Conversely if you personally lean toward the left or the right in politics you can discover what journalism resources are most compatible with your politics.

MediaFacecjecis a real opportunity to check out biases of news sources

Either way this handy web site is a real opportunity to find out how the slants, biases of any net news source. You can read its reports so that you can see how their news stories play out in an accurate objective way. Its a web site I sincerely believe is good for anyone who wants to know or even more important needs to know what slant their reports are coming from. They include search, how they determine how they decide their decisions, ie methodology. Plua they are quite transparent in their corrections policy. They are fair, accurate and unbiased. Overall a useful site. Lady Lynda bid farewell to her loyal followers. She felt proud that she could help them in their network marketing. Now it was off to communicate to them more useful web sites.

Lady Lynda’s Review of Sitejabber.com A free source of business reviews

Lady Lynda’s talks about sitejabber.com web site.

Lady Lynda Talks about review site SiteJabber.com

“I love to tell you about a web site that I truly think you’ll find quite handy Its name is sitejabber. Its url is sitejabber.com. Its a review site that gives reviews from people who send in their critiques of various web sites. There are countless numbers of sites that are viewed on this site. The reviews are given by real people Plain folks like you and me and not professional reviewers. The critiques are listed in gradations of grading. They go from excellent to poor and grades in between The grading in each rating are numbered too.
Please note folks sitejabber.com is not limited to favorable or for that matter unfavorable reviews. In this way it is different from such sites as ripoffreoort.com and mythreecents.com and others. Please note the internet by its very nature is rather volatile. I highly recmommend to check out a site to see if it still exists.

What sitejabber.com physically looks like

The sitejabber site physically looks like this. First on the top of the site on the left hand site there is a claim was granted a grant from the “National Science Foundation” The NSF is a United States of America organization that encourages science study It is part of the Federal US govt. It’s been in existence since 1950. In other words since Harry S. Truman was president. You need to join to write reviews. Non members can read reviews. Then on the second line are random examples of products that are reviewed. Next below are snapshots of businesses with the most positive reviews. Next further down are categories of most reviewed. Then articles the web page presumes will be of interest to its members and non member viewers. Lastly the latest reviews.
“Lie most every other products and services review site the writeups are limited to what members post. IF you put in a business in the search box you’ll discover there are firms with nobody reviewing them. Of course you could join and review the site. Membership is free.

Lady Lynda’s Conclusion regarding sitejabber

sitejabber.comm is a site that gives people’s opinions on various businesses and services. You must join to post. However anyone can read what others think. They are sponsored by a US national agneccy US Science Foundation. This is nothing to do with current politics. The US Science Foundation goes back to 1950. Site Jabber look trustworthy and reliable to yours truly. I truly hope you found my lecture helpful and informative. I look forward to giving you more reviews of beneficial web sites for networkers, online marketers.